The magnetic JF superstar who is famed for his grandiloquence and abhorred for his poignant utterances against Chadema, has today turned 33. Coincidently, on this day 28 years back his spouse...
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman...
Nyumba moja ilikuwa na panya wasumbufu wengi sana.Ili kuondokana na adha ya wale panya,jamaa wakatafuta nyama ya nguruwe,wakaipaka sumu kisha wakaitega ili panya wale.Walipoamka asubuhi wakakutana...
Unajua ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kichina mwambie ana ugonjwa wa SARS.ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kikenya muambie ana UKIMWI..mschana wa kiamerica utamshtua ukimwambia anaugua CANCER..na mwisho...
Katika jaduweli ifuatayo, yenye nambari 1-16, ukijumlisha nambari za mstari wowote, iwe chini kwende juu, kulia kushoto, pembe hadi pembe, upande wowote, unapata jawabu ya 34. Hata ukijumlisha...
Licha ya kwamba hapa JF nafurahishwa na michango ya watu wengi lakini huyu jamaa ananitengenezea sana siku zangu.
Mungu akupe maisha marefu na mapepo wachafu wanaosababisha BAN wakutoke na...
Tangazo hili liko maeneo ya sinza kama unakwenda mwenge karibu na chuo cha ustawi.
Eti dada anamwambia mbaba ambae ni kijana kuwa mimi ni sawa na mwanao wakati dada huyo amemuonesha jamaa natiti...
Natamani kusikia majibu ya maswali haya:
1 what is satan's last name?
2 can animal commit suicide?
3 why do we press the "start" to turn off the computer?
4 if there is exception to every...
Sharobaro amepata mchuchu mpya. Siku hiyo usiku akampigia simu:
sharobaro: hellow.
Demu:hellow darling
sharobaro: are you eyes?
Demu: what?
Sharobaro: are you eyes this time?
Demu: whaaat...
wakuu!!
leo naweka hadharani
Sijawai kuwa na msichana mkali yaan kitu mwakemwake (beyond the expectation)
Nimebaki nikila kwa macho na roho inaniuma maana watu (wanaume )wa kawa humiliki hawa...
Je, ni wangapi kati yetu tupo kwenye ajira tunazozipenda kwa dhati? Au ndio hivyo inabidi tu kwenda kazini, kufanya kazi ambazo pengine hauzipendi sana (unakuta unalalamika kila siku lakini bado...
Habari wana JF???
Sisi waafrika ni kweli tuna extended families lakini wakati mwingine jamani ni kutiana umasikini!!!
Mtu ana watoto wake nane, anaishi nao Dar, watoto watatu anawatafutia shule...
Wandugu za jioni, tafadhalini naomba msaada mnijuze zile number za msaada kwa anayekumbuka kuna ndugu alitujuza juzi ila kwa bahati mbaya mimi sikuzichukua
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can be president.
* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water...
Chinese couple in Dar es salaam gave birth to a black baby n the
Husband asked the wife....''chu why baby black''?
She replied, ''we live in Tanzania, no electricity, me hot, u hot, sexy...
A new pastor was visiting the
homes of his congregation.At
one house it seemed obvious
that someone was at home, but
no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door.Therefore, he
took out...
Mimi ni mmojawapo kati ya mashabiki wengi wa ms humu jamvini! Jamaa anapokosekana humu ndani jamvi huwa linapooza sana! Naamini kuna watu wengi huwa wanamtusi sana humu ndani lakini mioyoni mwao...