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Katiba mpya!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi ktk katiba mpya kiwekwe kifungu kuwa kila mmoja amuoe aliye mtoa bikira. Je! Huyo uliye nae utamuoa au ataenda kwa aliyemtoa bikira?. We utampata wa kuoa au wa kwako wote uliwapata tayar wameshafunguliwa?.
    Swal kwenu.
     
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    Mbishi SR Member

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    Hapokazi ipo!!!!
    Mi ntakuwa nao kama 8 hivi ila ntmkosa mwenzi wangu (mama watoto)!!!!
     
  3. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    litakuwa bonge la loss. Mimi binafsi ningekosa wa kuoa. Hata mama watoto wangu pia ningemuacha.
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Nitakuwa msimbe, bora CcM wasipitishe hicho kifungu, vingnevyo CdM wanaondoa shillingi!
     
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    mamanalia JF-Expert Member

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    mademu wengi wanaolewa second hand.
     
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    KALYOVATIPI JF-Expert Member

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    labda bikra ya masaburini ndo..... Lkn hzi za milango ya watoto nitakosa nke
     
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    Masuke JF-Expert Member

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    Wanaume wengi watakosa wa kuwang'oa maana bikira zingine huondolewa hata na baiskeli au shughuli ngumu ngumu na mijamaa ambayo ilianzia primary inaweza kuoa hata kumi, kutakuwa na mabachelor kibao.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    hapo simo.
     
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    THINKINGBEING JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi bikra ni kitu cha kweli au ni stori tu.
    Mi sijawahi kukiona.
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    hbu waje wa2ambie.................huh
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Bos hii kitu ipo, kama hukufanikiwa kuionja pole sana
     
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Umerewa haupewi. Tanga zinatengenezwa kibao nenda ukakute bi kikongwe anayo.
     
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