mwana JF mwenzangu mm hili linanipa kichefuchefu, utakuta mtu yuko kwenye daladala (au sehemu yoyote ya hadhara) anaachama mdomo, anaanza kuchokoa meno, kutoa nyama au uchafu kwenye...
Jamani mi nimeona thread nyingi zikiwa zinaonesha watu wanatafuta wenzi wa maisha lakini mpaka leo sijawahi sikia mtu anatangaza kuwa amefanikiwa,au humu ni utani tu?
*nilikua sipendi kabisa kutamka hili mbele za watu haswa kwa *wazee wenye heshima zao, labda kidogo nilikua naweza kuwaambia wanaume wenzangu ambao tunashea siri,Leo hii acha niwe muwazi...
In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build...
Ndugu zangu watanzania, napenda mfahamu kuwa nchi yetu tumepiga hatua kwenye maeneo mengi na nitaje machache ambayo kwa miaka hii 50 tumethubutu kuyafanya, tumeweza kuyafanya na tutazidi kuyafanya...
Source: Yahoofriends
A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell and asks...
LESSON FOR TODAY
Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in trouble........ And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a...
Nyimbo mpya iliyotolewa na CCM,
Hawa wapinzani kigeugeu,
Nikitaka kuiba kura wananigeukia,
Nikitaka kununua vitambulisho wananigeukia,
wananigeukia,wananigeukia,
Hawa wapinzani kigeugeu...
ukieelewa hii...hata wewe unaogopa sometimes.....
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness...
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell and asks...
Man & wife go to Zoo. In
front of Gorilla cage,
man says: Excite him like u do to
me
Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes
crazy.
Man: Tease him more
Wife removes her denims, Gorilla
goes...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he...
Katika daladala mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.Mtoto akakataa kunyonya,mama akamwambia "nyonya!,kama hautaki nampa anko anyonye"!anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi karibu na huyo...
A husband asked his wife, do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means that.
W=without
I=information
F=fighting
E=every time.
Wife says no, it means
W=with
I=idiot
F=for
E=ever
Who iz correct
Teja la 1. :Mwana hivi unakumbuka kwenye jiografia shuleni tulisoma Mrusi alikuwa wa kwanza kwenda space.
Teja la 2. :Kweli mwanangu umenikumbusha mbali,hivi unakumbuka pia U.S.A wa kwanza...
A- ka
b- tu
c- mi
d- te
e- ku
f- lu
g- ji
h- ri
i- ki
j- zu
k- me
l- ta
m- rin
n- to
o- mo
p- no
q- ke
r- shi
s- ari
t- chi
u- do
v- ru
w- mei
x- na
y- fu
z- zi
Wakuu yule jamaa anayetuhumiwa kusambaza umeme kwa kasi ambayo hata Ngeleja/Tanesco hawawezi kuifikia leo kaachiwa na yuko huru baada ya kukaa jela kwa muda mrefu.Sasa tunavyojua tamaa za hapa...
Unajua aina ya gari inayoongoza afrika mashariki kwa kubonyea/mageraha mbavuni na nyuma
Jibu ni gari ndogo aina ya starlet je unajua ni kwanini?
Hebu tupe maoni yako.