Source: Yahoofriends A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away keys?" THE MAN REPLIED, "I'll give you THREE good reasons: 1. It's none of your business; 2. She was my wife; and..... 3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!" SO LADIES, TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME….. GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK THE PULSE.