Najivunia kuwa Mbongo


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[h=6]A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the American hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell! Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. "Because Tanzania has never had enough electricity for its people let alone for the devil to use and the cost is too high the devil here can not meet the cost and there fore there's is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business. SO YOU SEE, NAJIVUNIA KUWA MBONGO!![/h]
 
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Ebana kama ndo hivyo hata miye najivunia kuwa M'bongo.
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
 
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Mbinguni kungekua na option kama hizo watu wasingeacha dhambi kabisa
 
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Duh, sasa me mzanzibari? Dah bongo raha!!
 
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Kimbwanga kipo humu tangu mwezi wa saba ebu kiangalie hapo juu by X-PASTER
 

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