JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
punguzen kutengeneza chen sanasana bumu lkkata kwa wacchana....
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Members kila mmoja ajipime kwa mwaka huu tu wa 2011 tangu January mpaka utakapoisha 31/Dec, utakuwa umetumia kiasi gani cha Fedha kuchangia harusi, send off, birthday party, kipaimara....n.k n.k...
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"Behold, the virgin shall be with child, and bear a Son, and they shall call His name Immanuel" which is translated, "God with us."
. (matthew:1;23). praise the lord..
I love you & blessed. Mia
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Mchaga mmoja alikuwa akifanya biashara ya kuuza vacuum dry cleaners.Siku moja mchaga akiwa na vacuum dry cleaner zake alipiga hodi nyumbani kwa baunsa mmoja.Alipofunguliwa mlango,akatoa salamu...
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..leo imebidi nikucheki kwa njia ya Zee manake nimekuwa nikitafuta kweli njia ya kugumiana na wewe lakini watu wananibania, nikaona sio mbaya katika miaka hii Fifte ya Independensi, nikuandikie...
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Alilkuwa akihojiwa na mlimani tv katika kijambo cha wiki juu ya miaka 50 ya uhuru.
Bonyeza chini kusikiliza:
https://www.jamiiforums.com/audio/bibi-rap.mp3
Au download -...
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Lazizi wangu kanitumia meseji ikiwa imepambwa kistadi kweli huku akigani mashairi akinitakia usiku mwema mwishoni inasomeka "usiku mwema na ndoto njema mama ninakupenda na ninakuahidi kukupenda...
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Jamaa alikuwa na girlfriends watatu,akaanza kuwaza amwoe yupi kati ya hao.
akawapa kila mmoja milion 5 ili aone kila mtu ataitumiaje.
Girlfriend wa kwanza akaenda supermarket akanunua...
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The telephone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting;
Dad: People, this is unacceptable.You have to limit the use of the phone.I do not use this phone i use...
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Masai aliibiwa simu kwenye daladala, akaanza kutoa onyo kwa abiria:-
MASAI: Jamani alieiba simu yangu arudishe haraka kabla sijafanya kitu kama nilichofanya nilipoibiwa simu yakwanza...
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Formular of how to conserve toilet paper just use both side.
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Bwana mmoja na mkewe waliishi miaka mingi bila kupata mtoto. Walifanya kila waliloweza, hospitalini, waganga, washauri, lakini bila mafanikio. Hatimaye baada ya kushauriwa na mtu wao wa karibu...
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Kwa kuzingatia uhalisia kuwa harusi nyingi za siku hizi zinagharimu mamilion ya pesa kwa starehe ya siku 1 au 2 tu,
na kwakuwa serikali haina fedha na hvyo kuna haja ya kubuni vyanzo vipya vya...
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Mtoto anamuomba baba yake,naomba hiyo glass hapo juu,baba akajibu sitaki njoo mwenyewe
mtoto;si unichukulie mara moja tu,baba akajibu ntakuja kukuchapa emb njoo mwenyewe,mtoto akajibu basi ukija...
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Kulitolewa tangazo: mtu akiwa na watoto 10, anapata zawadi ya gari na nyumba, jamaa mmoja akamwambia mkewe sisi tuna watoto wa wanane (8), nisamehe ninao wengine wawili (2) nje ya ndoa naenda...
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Padri mmoja alikuwa amechoka kusalisha, sasa alichokifanya akachukua redio halaf akajirekod hvyo ukifika mda wa sala anasimama halaf anafungulia radio, cku 1 akaisahau ile kanda nyumbani akamtuma...
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A rasta man walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of weed. The cashier angrily asks 'Sir, what is this?' The rasta replies, 'Why yoh guan ask foolish queshuns man? Mi com fi open a...
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Attention please.....!
Don't drink unboiled water....
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Fish live in water without pampers...!
Seriously...
Good Friday
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Wao wanachekelea wakati mwenzao bajeti imeharibika...
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