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Dear Sir, This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to...
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siku 1 madenge hakwenda shule mazungumzo yakawa hv'babu we madenge mwalim huy anakuja nenda kajifiche si ujaenda shule 'madenge -babu kajifiche wew niliomb ruhusa babu amefariki.babu-mimi nimekufa?
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jamani leo duniani kote watu wana umwa miili yao tehe tehe.
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Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine...
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X-mas song! Jingle bells LG smells NOKIA go away! SUMSUNG sucks IPOD sucks Blackberry all the way! OH! X-mas song! Jingle bells LG smells NOKIA go away! SUMSUNG sucks IPOD sucks...
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Kunajamaa anatoka mbali sana na mji akaja kutembea mjini mwenyeji wake akanunua vocha na kumpa amtilie kwenye cm yeye akishughulika na mambo mengine baada ya muda anarudishiwa cm na vocha na...
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Jirani mmoja alikuwa akimuazma jiraniye tololi la kuchotea maji daily,mwenye tololi akaona ni usumbufu kwa sababu kuna muda mwngne aktaka kulitumia anaambiwa limeazimishwa,cku moja akaona ule...
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Mke:Niambie mme wangu kitu ambacho kitanifurahisha na sametime kitaniudhi. Mme:Una mapenzi matamu kuliko shoga zako.
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(FATHER):What are your results in the end of the term exams? (SON):Underwater! (FATHER):What do you mean?>>> (SON):Below 'C' level!
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1.Mtu akipost thread hata kama ya msingi kuna baadhi ya members wanaigeuza kuwa genge la kunywa kahawa mf:kupiga story tofauti na mada husika lengo la thread mpaka linapotea 2.Watu hawaheshimu...
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Katika kipindi hiki cha sikuku za xmass na mwaka mpya nimepata hamu kubwa sana ya kula nyama ya wanyama wa porini kama pofu, swala, ngiri, twiga, nyati, kongoni, ndezi, mamba, mbuni n.k...
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..John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza...
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Mnyama tajiri kuliko wote duniani, Mbwa anayejulikana kwa jina la Gunther Bibi milionea wa nchini Italia amefariki dunia akiwa na umri wa miaka 94 huku akiwa ameacha ujumbe wa kumrithisha paka...
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Biology teacher told all student in a test to draw a vagina. One girl felt shy and looked down, suddenly a boy shouted: 'Teacher she's copying'
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Mm ni mpenzi mkubwa sana wa muziki wa hip hop. Nilianza kuipenda hip hop enzi hizo za akina marehemu TUpac... Hata ilipokuja kuwa kwamba HIp hop inaimbwa hapa TZ niliipenda zaidi na. Nikiri nina...
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Ndo movie inayoendelea sasa... Tujumuike na senema hii ya kitambo!
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Curtains down=The show has come to an end!>>>Pants down=The show is about to start!.Which show? It's up to you.
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Mwenye kujua hii mixer waliooana wanaishije sifazao wote ni wana mapinduzi wote ni wapiganaji mabondia wa kufa mtu all the best jamani
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angalia vizuri ni 4 au ni 3?
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Kunamwaka nilikuwa chuo tulipoitimu siku ya maafari tulibahatika kupata prf mmoja toka marekani mwaka uliotangulia kablayetu alialikwa lkn hakuja alipokaribishwa kuongea nasi alisimama na kuongea...
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