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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tabutupu, Dec 26, 2011.

  1. Tabutupu

    Tabutupu JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Sir,
    This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software.
    Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
    Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
    Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed !!
    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under 'Worries Invited For Ever (Wife 1.0)'.
    I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding general partnership faults (GPFs).
    You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action to solve this major IT problem of yours will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
    In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
    Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend you to install the latest gift software like Flowers 2.1, Necklaces 3.2, and Chocolates 5.0.
    note: Do not under any circumstances, install Secretary With Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application; in fact it is a deadly virus for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
    Kind regards
  2. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    tupa komputa ubaki na mikaratasi tu
  3. Ziltan

    Ziltan JF-Expert Member

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    Os ni inshu,

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap ! IT on air