JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
wapo wazinifu 5 ambao waliamua kumrudia muumba wao na kuyaacha ya kale. siku moja walipokutana kila mmoja wao alimtambia mwenzie " yaani nyie acheni tu mimi nilikuwa muovu katika uzinzi kuliko...
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Jamaa mmoja wa Mtwara alikwenda Nchini msumbiji kutafuta dawa ili amkomeshe jirani yake ambaye alikuwa na tabia ya kufanya mapenzi na mkewe. Alifanikiwa kupata dawa hiyo na kugeuzwa Simba ili...
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Kiingereza kigumu kuna mtu alitaka kumsifia Mzungu akaropoka:- you're hippopotamus! (wewe ni kiboko)
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A Nigerian mum says after receiving news that her teen daughter is pregnant, "chineeeke, my daughter u have killed me oooo, i told u if a man touches ur breast say 'DON'T' and if he touches ur...
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Just for Laughs Juzi Kibaki,Moi &Raila were kidnaped. They were taken 2 a town they dint knw. Kila mtu akaambiwa' aende anunue matunda 10 ama auliwe. Moi alikuwa wa 1st kufika na machungwa 10...
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Habari zenu warembo wote wa jamii forums, kwa muda mrefu nimekutana na hili jambo, kama mnavyojua mjini usafiri shida hasa mida ya kwenda vibaruani, so unapomsaidia mtu lifti hasa mdada unakuta...
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Jamaa mmoja mkazi wa Kihonda Kwa Mkomola aliwavunja wenzie Mbavu katika daladala. Akiwa ndani ya daladala alipigiwa simu na mgeni wake ambae alikuwa anafika Morogoro kwa mara ya kwanza. Mgeni...
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Yupo katekista mmoja alikuwa mlevi sana wa pombe. Hata hivyo ulevi wake haukuwa kikwazo katika kazi zake za kuchunga kondoo wa Bwana, aliaminiwa kanisani. Jirani na kanisa analofanyia kazi...
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Nimeanzisha familia ya chit - chat. Kama unapenda kujiunga orodhesha jina lako hapa tufanye uchaguzi wa nafasi mbali mbali.
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Any one who likes this
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Jogoo anapo wika asubuhi ni anawa amsha watu au kuku wenzake? Au kuna kitu kingine zaidi?
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kulikua kuna usemi maarufu.."kukanda ngano" maana yake utakuta mtu muda wote mkono upo katika nyeti zake, anajikuna,duuh!!fangasi wanawasha jaman... hatimaye unapata kitu kinaitwa PU*BU...
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Mfalme Mswati ameoa wanawake 19, wote aliwavunja bikra yeye mwenyewe! Nadhani wengine aliwakuta na bikra za kichina rather than natural
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Akizaa mara moja hufa?
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jamaa alimwuliza rafiki yake kwanini peugeot yako inakimbia kuliko Punda wangu?jamaa mwenye peugeot akamwambia nikwasababu inawekwa petrol!jamaa mwenye Punda akasema ahaa!basi akachukua punda wake...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch? Kiingilio ni bure kwa leo
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Who is genious? Tell d correct ans. 8 + 8 x 0 + 8
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Wakuu hali huku kitaa ni ngumu sana,najaribu kuchakalika lakini mambo bado ni tight,sasa nahitaji na mi nafasi ya u green guard ili nijiunge kambini hatimaye nishiriki kwenye harakati za uchaguzi...
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Ushawahi kusoma ule ukurasa wa mapenzi kwenye magazeti ya udaku zinakuaga na title kama "MUULIZE ANTI LULU" watu wanavyouliza maswali ya kimbuzi kama -Anti, mimi ni kijana mtanashati,kuna binti...
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Aisee nautafuta huu mzigo sijui umepotelea wapi?
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