RUTASHOBYA. baada ya kumaliza elimu yake ya sheria..akabidhiwa ofic.. siku ya kwanza ktk kiti cha kuzunguka...
anaingia mdada oficin kuonyesha yuko bize ananyanyua cm ya mezani nakuanza ku bang...
UMEFIKA NYUMBANI UNAKUTA
BARUA YA MWANAO HII
UNGEFANYAJE?
Baba na mama,ni matumaini
yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe
wangu huu kwenye karatasi
niliyoiweka juu ya meza,naomba
msishtuke mana ni...
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to...
MSHUA "mbio mbio kutwanga SIMU kwa wakwe kutoa shukrani za dhati kwamba bint yao alio muoa ni bikra amegundua hilo usiku wa jana baada ya ndoa..
maongezi...
MSHUA..>>asante sana mama kwani...
haya don mangi is in the house nicheki kwa pm then drinks and food on me; hata nauli ya boda boda ukitaka, serious for moshi friends then wa arusha wajiandae next week
Hivi zile kura zinazokuwa organized na Superman mbona haziangalii kundi hili?? Hawa jamaa wa lile jukwaa nawahusudu sana kwa jinsi walivyo wakarimu......
Erickb52
Chatu Dume
Sweetlady
Ulimakafu...
Mzee mmoja wa kichaga alikasirika binti yake alipojazwa mimba na pedeshee flani, coz bint alikua amemaliza form 4 anasubiri matokeo. Siku moja jamaa akaja na washenga kujitambulisha na kuweka wazi...
After a luncheon hosted by the Queen of England in London in his honor, the former President of Uganda, Field Marshal Alhaji Idd Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks:Madam Queen, Sir...
Mtoto:Babaaaaaa,kila siku unasema nipate mia kwenye mitihani,leo sasa nimeipata!!!
BABA:Ohooo,safi sana,umepata mia kwenye mtihani gani?
MTOTO: HISABATI 30%, KISWAHILA 25%, ENGLISH 25% na...
Hii ni kweli imetokea ktk kijiji kimoja, Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anazini na mke wa mtu kwa muda mrefu huku wakimaliza kuku wake aliodhani wanatafunwa nap aka shume. Za mwizi ni 39 ya 40 ananaswa...
Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi?
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LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha
unakwenda mbio zaidi...
...reply ya kwanza na ya pili tu,ndo inabeba maana ya post...zilizobaki salamu tupu na porojo...
oooh Ericky nakusalim Amyner
oooh Husny namtafuta husby wangu Jg...
oooh DA anamwambia SL sijui...
Mdingi m1 alikua anadaiwa, siku ya kulipa ikafika akawa hana "mshiko" wa kulipa deni, hivyo akamwambia mwanae mdogo wa kiume: "Baba PM akija mwambie baba amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar". Muda si mrefu...
Hii... guys, I hope that you are extremelly all fine no matter where you are...
Its my pressure to share some ideas, views and oppinions with my fellow JF Members this morning,
The motion...