Je unaweza kutumia akili yako vizur?
Hebu jaribu hii, babu na mjukuu wake walikuwa ni wafugaji wa njiwa. Siku moja walitaniana Mjukuu; babu nipe njiwa mmoja ili tuwe na njiwa idadi sawa...
Ajali kubwa imetokea muda huu maeneo ya mikocheni dsm baada ya gari dogo alilokuwa anaendesha sisimizi kugongana uso kwa uso na fuso lililokuwa linaendeshwa na siafu. Habari zinaeleza kwamba...
Wakubwa Salama,
Tarehe 30th June nitakuwa Beijing China.
Kama kuna mwana JF yoyote naomba tuwasiliane kubadilishana mawili matatu.
Its my first time getting into Beijing.
Thanks
BB
itv habari za saa... kijana hamisi amejinyonga jana jioni ktk hostel zilizopo makumbusho bila kuafha ujumbe
..... eeeh wasomi wa tanzaniaaa yetu jamani
Dearest Samantha,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2011.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2011...
katoto kamoja baba yake Mbunge aliwahi kuckia kauli mtaani kuwa baadhi ya Wabunge wanaongea utumbo kule mjengoni. Akamuuliza dada ake ambaye ni mschana wa kazi hapo kwao!:Eti dada kuongea utumbo...
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: "Muhudumu, nipe
kinywaji na
mpe kila mtu humu ndani
kinywaji,
maana wakati napata
kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji." Haraka sana
muhudumu akagawa
vinywaji...
Tujikumbushe Kidogo wadau wa JF, siku ile ya Alhamisi ya tarehe 14/10/1999 mida ya asubuhi kama sikosei ulikuwa wapi na unafanya wakati Kifo cha baba wa Taifa kinatangazwa!
Hv unaweza kuta humu jf wanaoongoza kwa sredi za vituko na majibu ya hovyo hapa JF ni watu maarufu or viongozi wakubwa serikalini or mashirika ya dini or NGO's wanarelease stress. Kwa mfano Lizzy...
Madaktari bingwa kutoka tanzania,china na ujerumani walikutana kuelezea mafanikio ktk nchi zao. Akaanza daktari wa ujerumani akasema kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana miguu tukamuwekea ya bandia na sasa...
Sasa naona ni wakati wangu kutoa tamko on what happened
And what is the way forward... Yote yamebebwa na video hii:
PS (of course all this is just chit chat, if it was real tungepeleka thread MMU)
Mrembo wa geti kali alipokea cmu ngeni na mambo yalikuwa km hivi:
SIMU:Hellow una boyfriend?
MREMBO:Ndio ninae,nani mwenzangu?
SIMU:Mm babako kumbe una byfrnd!ukirud utantambua!cm ikakatika...
Jamani nimeamua kutafuta mchumba humu humu jf ila nimedhamiria kumpata kati ya hao wa3
NIPO TAYARI KUWA HATA SPARE TAIRI. Hata wanibwage ntakomaa hadi kieleweke kwani mvumilivu hula mbivu!!!
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