JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Maana yaweza kuwa mko 39 na akiongezeka mmoja tu mnafikia 40, si mnajua waswahili wanasema za mwizi ni 40? So hiyo 40 yenu itakuwaje..........ni wewe mwenyewe kuamua kwa kuuliza sasa "Tuko wangapi?"
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Mwanawane, Mmasai kapewa
kipaza sauti kwenye msiba wa
marehemu rafiki yake
akaambiwa aseme machache.
Akaanza kwa kusema: Msiba
oyeeeee. Jenesa safiiiiii. Amependesa ajapendesaaa?
Mwenye wifu...
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Wana wa Bodi, awali ya yote niseme poleni na mishemishe za kutwa ya leo.
Nikiwa nasoma shule ya wavulana miaka ile, nilikua na rafiki yangu tuliekua twasoma shule moja. Mara kadhaa wakati wa...
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Mchaga na Mpemba walipewa chumba Cairo ili kusubiri ndege ya kuunganisha kesho yake.
Mpemba alikuwa anaenda kufunga mali Oman na Mchaga akiwa anaenda masomoni Abroad.
Cha ajabu usiku kucha hakuna...
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TANZANIAN ASSOCIATION OF BOYFRIENDS
(NABS)
NOTIFICATION OF WARNING STRIKE!!
Dear Tanzanian girls, hope you saw what
Kim K. bought
for Kanye W. on his birthday?
Not a Singlet or Boxers...
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Document kwanza( hela )...mzigo baadae..( bia)...
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*Open letter to the Minister of Finance*
Dear Minister of finance Hon. Njeru Githae,
Hii cost of living imepanda sana bana. So as you read the budget, kama inawezekana, naomba serikali...
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Kwa kina baba -
mionzi kutoka kwenye laptop husababisha askari ajiuzulu wakati bado anahitajika kwenye battle field.
Pia hata kama ataendelea kupambana kwa kujilazimisha bullets zake zitakua...
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Mama mmoja alimshuku Mume wake kuwa, anamlamba house girl wao, siku moja bila mume kujua Mama aliamua kumpa likizo ya wiki moja house girl ili aende kwao kusalimia. Akamtega Mume wake akajichomeka...
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soma magonjwa yote kwa makini na uzigatie...kisha piga simu
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Wanachit-chat nawasalimu.
kuna hili jambo huwa linanitokea sana.
Utakuta nimesafiri, sipo nyumbani kwa siku, wiki, miezi kadhaa, lakini huwa nina tabia ya kuendesha maisha ya nyumbani kana kwamba...
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1. Kwa wale wanaoandika txt, 'Nakumiss' halafu kuituma kwa wapenzi 20..........MUNGU ANAWAONA
2. LUKU imekata kwenu umekaa nje unatext watu,'Niko nje napata upepo mwanana'.......MUNGU ANAWAONA...
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Dubai trip = 1 plot of land
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 BB Torch = 1500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a...
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A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply, suddenly a man runs in shouting ''Peter, Peter, your daughter Tania just had a fatal accident''. Shocked, confused and distraught, he jump out of...
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Hizi ni sauti tofauti za wanawake wakati wa raha moja ya dunia...
WAINGEREZA: Oh yes oh yes you make me feel so good! Soooo gooooooddd
WAMAREKANI: Yeah guy yeah fu*k me hard! F**k meeeeee...
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Nimpende nani...Nimpende nani
wazuri JF ni wengi ila kupata wa ukweli ni balaa
wengi nia wajanja watoto wa mjini wamejaaa Tamaa
asiwe kama FF kila kitu kupinga,awe kama Preta..ili nipate raha...
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bad boys aint good, good boys aint funny.........lord knows ishuld,wrong one with right one,
Hii ni baadhi ya mistari ya mary j bridge sasa hebu mjiseme jaman wale ma mr wrong inakuaje n wadada...
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KWAMBA kila mtu `hula' mahala pake pa kazi, hilo halikuwa geni, hususan ofisini kwetu.
Tangu `mnene' wa kwanza, mpaka `kapuku' wa mwisho, kila mmoja huketi mkao wa kula kwenye `wigo' unaomkinga...
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