Kutoka: A Letter To Bill Gates (Very Funny) - Wonderfulinfo.com
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems...
Katika daladala mama alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto, mtoto akakataa, mama akamwambia nyonya! Kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye, ni kaka mmoja abiria aliketi na huyo mama. Mtoto akanyonya kidogo akaacha...
Mbona mnaguna?
Hizi ndizo sifa zenyewe, sio mimi niliyesema, ila tathmini ndiyo ilivyo, na hao waliofanya hiyo tathmini .
1. Maskini,waoga na washamba-SUA
2. Matajiri,wajanja na...
A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs.she got worried & asked her mother about it.her mother calmly said "that part where hair has grown is called monkey & be proud that your...
Kwa mwana-JF aliye tayari, kuna deal moja matata, ya ukweli kwa sana.
Aliye tayari tukutane hapo Leaders Club k mida ya saa 1 kwa ajili ya reconciliation afu twende Pande tukaucheki mzigo...
(mfano)'...katika hilo tukaona kuwa tuboreshe sera ya kilimo ili iendane na wakati uliopo, sambamba na soko huria. Lakini la pili...' Kiukweli hapo wanasiasa, wasomi, na wataalam wetu huwa...
Hapa jamvini kwa utafiti wangu naona kuwa Mzee Mwanakijiji ndio member mzee kuliko wote hapa Jf (60 or above)
Na Tanmo ndio mdogo kuliko members wote (15 or...
Mwenye avatar nzur naomba anipe.
Nataka avatar ambayo haitamkwaza member au asiye member wa jf.
Nataka avatar ambayo haitahamsha hisia za aina yoyote.
Ukiwa nayo niwekee hapa au ntumie kwa pm.
At the bar in New York,the man to Kayumba's left tells the bartender,"JOHN WALKER,SINGLE".And the man companion says,"JACK DANIELS,SINGLE".The bartender approaches Kayumba and asks "AND...
Pinda: Basi mwanangu JK ile umeniteua tu majuzi kushtuka usiku nikasikia kundi la watu liko nje ya nyumba yangu, kucheck dirishani naona wanakijiji wote wa kijiji changu toka Sumbawanga wamekuja...
Jamaa alikwenda hoteli ya kifahari akaagiza mlo wa kufa mtu (biriani, samaki wa kukaanga , saladi, mkate, mvinyo....).
Alipouliza bei akaambiwa ni Tzs. 89,000 +VAT
"Na saladi pekee bei gani...
Teacher: - what's wrong?
Johnny: - our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face &...
A wife bought a dozen of panties for her husband and on receiving them,
Husband: why did u buy me all of the same colour, people will say that i don't always change..
Wife: which people???????!!..
Mlevi mmoja alikuwa akilewa sana pombe hadi kusahau kwenda Kanisani siku za ibada Jumapili.
Jana Jumamosi pia alilewa sana, lakini aliweza kuamka leo asubuhi na kuamua kwenda Kanisani huku...
Binti mmoja alikwenda kwa mtaalamu wa masuala ya mapenzi na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi:
Binti:Dokta,mimi nataka mume atakaye nipenda,atakaye nijali,nikiwa nakula awepo,asitoke ndani bali muda...