Fikiri kabla ya kutenda...KUongea..

[July Fourth]

A wife bought a dozen of panties for her husband and on receiving them,
Husband: why did u buy me all of the same colour, people will say that i don't always change..
Wife: which people???????!!..

 

[Mtanzanika]

u know i go swimming evry evening!

 

[July Fourth]

u know i go swimming evry evening!

go swimming with watu wale wale kila siku??

 

[Mtanzanika]

go swimming with watu wale wale kila siku??

u knw i got kampan,its lyk walevi na kampani zao bar!

 

[ThePromise]

You know our office toilets got security cameras!