Baada ya safari ndefu na mahangaiko ya hapa na pale hatimaye nimetua mji wa moshi rasmi. . .wana jf wa moshi tutafutane tubadilishane mawazo mawili, matatu katika mji wetu wenye historia kubwa...
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road.A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG",The man immediately leans out his...
Math Teacher :
If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.
Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter....
...uni PM na unipe jina lako halisi na namba yako ya simu tafadhali!
Kabla wambeya hamjaanza umbeya wenu kunitaka nitoe jina langu halisi: mie nawapa majina yangu kamili, naitwa Ini Mtoboasiri!
MTOTO: BABA LEO SHULE NIMESIKIA MWALIMU WAKISEMA WASHENZI NYIE MAANA YAKE NINI?
baba hataki mtoto wake ajue matusi akaamua bora amdanganye kumpotezea,......
BABA: MAANA YAKE NI WAGENI MWANANGU...
Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how big,
I look at your photo and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see how miraculous and...
Siku1 Papa Benedict XVI alitaka kufanya shopping,akamwambia dereva wake "niache niendeshe mimi,we kaa pembeni tu hapo". Kufika njiani Traffic akawasimamisha kuangalia vizuri ndani ya gari yule...
Siku ya kwanza ugenini huwa ngumu sana kwa watu wengi. Ukiwa mgeni unajitahidi angalau uendane na wenyeji wako, usionekane wa tofauti sana, wa ajabu nk. Siku ya kwanza kwenda Zanzibar, katika...
MCHINA mmoja alidaka demu mmoja wa Kibongo akaingia naye katika gesti alipofikia na kuanza kula vyombo, kila Mchina alipokuwa akipiga bao moja, alikuwa akishuka chini ya kitanda na kupiga...
Jamaa kaenda kumcheki mgonjwa wa kichina hospitali.Alipofika pembeni ya kitanda cha mgonjwa,kabla hata hajaongea neno,yule mchina akasema,'CHIN YAN YUN',halafu akafa baada ya dakika 5. Jamaa...
Jamaa alikuwa anamkoleza demu moja hivi, ilikuwa ni mara ya kwanza, jamaa kwa mbwembwe akajifanya kumsifia demu.
Jamaa: Best kitu yako ya moto!!
Demu: Wengi tu wanasema ivo.
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali mbaya sana kwa bahati nzuri hakufa sema bajaji ilimbana kwenye mti na kumfanya azimie.Watu walikuwa wanapita bila kumpa msaada unajua kilichomponza ni nini?Kwenye bajaji...
Ulimwenguni kuna bilions of matukio at a sekunde. Hebu ripoti tukio unalolishuhudia sasa mahali ulipo, liwe dogo au kubwa, iwe nyumbani, barabarani, ofisini, nk. Mi hapa namwona boss wa ofisi...
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