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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbimbinho, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Siku1 Papa Benedict XVI alitaka kufanya shopping,akamwambia dereva wake "niache niendeshe mimi,we kaa pembeni tu hapo". Kufika njiani Traffic akawasimamisha kuangalia vizuri ndani ya gari yule Traffic akakimbia kumwita mkuu wake. Mkuu nae aliangalia ndaniya gari akakimbia,yule traffic ikabidi amuulize mkuu wake mbona anakimbia? Mkuu akajibu kama Papa anamuendesha yule mtu basi yule mtu kama sio Yesu ni Mungu...
    :lol:
     
  2. nelly nely

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    Dah...safi iyo
     
  3. Husninyo

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    Hahahahahaha! Sante kwa kunipa cha kulalia.
     
  4. Kabakabana

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    Hehehehe dah
     
  5. Perry

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    Dah!hyo kali mkuu.
     
  6. TaiJike

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    Sijacheka, kwani sijailewa kabisa.
     
  7. Bakulutu

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    Fanya kinyume,LIA!
     
  8. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    hii ndo imenichekesha, loh!
     
  9. pepim

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    Kwaa kwaak waa
     
  10. Gabmanu

    Gabmanu Senior Member

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    I like it!
     
  11. dickson longo

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    cheka upasuke,puuuh!
     
  12. mtzedi

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    ya ukweli
     
  13. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    very funny
     
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    uchuchu Member

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    Teh teh teh!
     
  15. mpemba mbishi

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    Mjinga huamini kila neno; bali mwenye busara huangalia sana aendavyo". (Mithali 14:15).
     
  16. Vodka

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    Kwa kwa kwa kwaa
     
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    Dah mkuu we hatari, nimecheka sana. Joke yako naipa namba 1 kwa mwezi huu.
     
  18. Mbimbinho

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    hahahaaa., hapa umenifanya namimi nicheke mkuu:lol:
     
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    kama mmeifanya kua dini yenu kwann msiiheshim
     
  20. Sir H

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    Acha wehu hiyo ni ya ukwl mm mwnyewe hadi nimepaliwa na juice,ww cjui wa wapi,duh!
     
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