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Umeshawahi kuvunja rekodi?

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Asulo, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. Asulo

    Asulo JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nilivunja rekodi ya kuwa na mwandiko mzuri shule nzima mwaka 2003 ..@ St Justine High school.
    Na wewe weka rekodi yako.
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Nilivunjaga Rekodi ya Mzee, ilianguka kutoka mezani nikiwa najaribu kutafuta Redio Tanzania.....
     
  3. Judgement

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    Na waliovunja sinia nao hapa wana'sense ?
    Kama jibu ndiyo namuachia Kongosho na Madame B wamalizie maneno yaliobaki .
     
  4. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya kumaliza pepa ya hesabu nikijiamini nshajipatia A+ mara nikagundua kuna swali moja nimechepuka kiduchu naweza kosa A yangu hivihivi.

    Nikaamua nicancel nianze upya. ila ndo nalianza tu invijileta akasema two minutes left. Nikajikuta napiga bao wakati kikojoleo hakijasimama.

    Hii kupiga bao kwenye chumba cha mtihani bila kikojoleo kudinda siyo rekodi ya dunia? Nipeni adress nipeleke hii makitu iwekwe kwenye gines book of rekodi.
     
  5. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    @Aspirin umepitia kitu ya Arachuga nini? Karucee upo wapi kuna mchizi mwenzio hapa
     
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  6. Filipo

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    jamaa wanataka uwapelekee na proof, sasa sijui kama ulikuwa umevaa condom!?
     
  7. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Kaka si unakumbuka mambo ya LMM (last minute method)?. ile ni sawa na kukutana ba demu kichakani afu ukamlamba ngwala ili upatemo kimoja cha fasta..... kondom labda utumie majani ya upup.u!!! (eti JF neno upupuu nalo ni tusi mpaka ukiliandika liwekwe vinyota? khaa!)
     
  8. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahh huyo Karucee ni he/she? isije ikawa unanipigia pande bila mi kujua. Nlishaingia kingi kipindi flani nlitongozamo Madame B na kupanga naye kideti.... maweeeee nikakutana na boooonge la dume. Nikaingiaje mitini sasa??
     
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  9. Filipo

    Filipo JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah hah haaa! Mkuu kumbe LMM ulianza kitambo hivyo!? Anyway, hiyo rekodi yako haiwezi kurekodiwa!
     
  10. Filipo

    Filipo JF-Expert Member

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    duh!? Kumbe madame B ni dume? Sasa mbona linajiita madame? Au hiyo madame ni ya kilugha!? Lol
     
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  11. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa, alikukomeshajee thatha @Aspirin? Karucee ni she, kwa mujibu wake ye naye alikuwa mtumiaji mzuri wa kitu ya Arachuga!
     
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  12. Madame B

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    Jamani Filipo me ni mwanamke rijali.
     
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  13. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa Asprin bhana,mbona hvo? Au kwa kuwa nilikukatalia ombi lako.
     
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  14. King Kong III

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    Nishawi vunja santuli moja tu ilikua ya kanda bongomani na loketo!
     
  15. ndetichia

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    ingia www.guinnesworldrecord.com utapata form ni hatare mweee... wat a pis!
     
  16. ndetichia

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    hayo ni madhara ya kule kwenye siasa hayo.. uupupu
     
  17. CUTE

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    nimeipenda hii
     
  18. Madame B

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    Nilivunja rekodi pale niliposhinda Club siku 8 bila kurudi nyumbani.
    Ni kunywa,kula na kudance.
     
  19. Madame B

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    Umeona ee CUTE,
    Asprin mbaya sana,anasema me kidume wakati ni Mwanamke niliyekamilika kila idara.
     
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  20. Emma.

    Emma. JF-Expert Member

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    Nilivunja rekodi nlipoenda guest demu akavua nguo zote nkaondoka bila kumfanya chochote..
     
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