Girl:unavuta sigara?
Boy:navuta
Girl:umevuta kwa miaka ngapi sasa?
Boy:miaka 10
Girl:kwa siku unavuta pakti ngapi?
Boy:3
Girl:pakti moja shilingi ngapi?
Boy:sh 600
Girl:kwahiyo siku 1...
Husika na kichwa cha habari..kama jibu ndiyo..na upo maeneo ya ubungo...jongea eneo la ubungo ingia stand ya Daladala..nyoosha mpaka sehemu wanayopaki Magari ya Gongo la mboto...ukifika hapo Nipm...
Majambazi walivamia kanisan, wakaanza kufunga milango na madirisha.
Wakawaambia waumini kwamba watauwa kila mtu ila kwa kufuatana na herufi ya jina lako.
Wakaanza na mchungaji unaitwa nani...
Soma nmaneno haya haraka haraka.
Kuna kazi ya kutoambwa kwa wanawake tu.
Asubuhi unatoambwa,mchana unatoambwa na jioni untaombwa.
Mshahara ni maelewano
Jee utaiweza?Tahadhari mbwa mwenyewe ni mkali!
ZAXXON LTD is a leading supplier of high-end products to customers, we deal primarily in genuine and brand new electronics, all items are sourced directly from the manufacturers and carry the...
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left.
A...
Wana JF,
Nimefanya utafiti kidogo kwenye hili jambo, kupitia kwa jamaa zangu na marafiki zangu na jamii kwa ujumla nimeona, ni kwa nini Wanaume wengi wanapenda kusaidia sehemu walipokwenda kuoa...
Huyu kijana alikuwa kabarikiwa haswa.....nyimbo aake ukizisikia lazima zikuingie ndani kwa moyo kunako mtima.....namsikiliza hapa alafu nilikuwa sijui kama ndio huyu alifariki Israel....
Nyimbo...
sijui ni upocho wangu au kutokua mfatiliaji sana
leo hii ndo nimejua km jf kuna mambo ya kuadd friends, ukicheck mmember since yang haistahili
Haya wanachama naombeni munijazie f...
MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS.
1. U see a gorgeous grl in party, u
go to her & say i am rich, marry
me.-"That is DIRECT MARKETING"
2. U attend party & ur frnd goes
to a girl & point at u tells...
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