JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wana chit chat, taifa starz oyeee.. Eti kama si kuwa mwanadamu ungependa kuwa nan? Uwe 'ngazi' upandwe kila siku, uwe 'vocha' uwe unakwanguliwa, uwe ATM card uwe unaingizwa, uwe mti uwe unakatwa...
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Insha...
Swali: Andika jinsi ya
kutayarisha hotuba.
(40 mrks)
Dogo bila kujua hotuba ni nini
alijibu
hivi...
Kwanza osha hotuba yako
vizuri halafu toa
maganda.
- Katakata hotuba yako.
-...
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This is fascinating. Be sure to go all the way to the end.
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654...
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Mwalimu alisema:
'Laiti jana ingekuwa kesho,leo ingekuwa Ijumaa.'
Je,Mwalimu huyo aliyasema hayo siku gani?
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Uzee mwisho kijijini, mjini kila mtu baby....
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huwa najiuliza sana,siku tumeamka asubuhi then baada ya kufungua mlango tu tunakuta hakuna nje.
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Jana mchana (19/01/2013) Wana JF tuliopo Tanga tulikutana na kujadili mambo kadhaa ikiwa ni pamoja na kuchagua uongozi.
Nitumie fursa hii kuwapongeza na kuwashukuru wote waliohudhuria kikao...
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- Closed
JINA HALISI: Philipo Augustino Mulugo
ELIMU: "FAILURE" Darasa la Saba, 1988
JINA FEKI: Hamimu Hassan
ELIMU: Darasa la Saba, 1989 (Baada ya kufeli mwaka 1988)
JI...NA FEKI: Hamimu Augustino...
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Tule
Tunywe
Tuongee
Tufurahi
Mwisho wa siku....
Kila mtu analipa bili yake......
Niko hilton hotel mpaka pasaka
Hivi mange kimambi bado yuko dubai?
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Huu Ni Mwaka wa 3 sasa ndani ya JF huwaga Ban naisikia tu natamani na mm niipate siku moja.Mwenye uelewa anieleweshe ukipigwa Ban unaishije? Au nifanye kitu Gani na mm hiyo Ban niipate?
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Tofaut ya Ukopaji Mzungu
na Mswahili.
Mzungu: Hi bro, I need
5,000 i wil pay u back on
Monday.
Mswahil: Kaka vipi, shwari?
Dah hatuonani mzee, vipi
mishemishe, mnatunyima
nini, juzi...
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[MWANDISHI]:
muheshimiwa umaweza
kutuambia kwanini nchi
yako ni maskini?
[RAISI]: hata mi
nashangaa na sijui
kwanini nchi yangu ni
maskini.
[MWANDISHI]: je mh.
unaweza kutuambia
kwanini...
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Jukwaa la wajanja.....
Anayebisha aseme..... hili ndilo jukwaa numero uno jf
Kopi: C.T.U na wahanga wenzio wa chuki (haters)
Mnaoichukia chit chat mwaka huu mtakula sumu ya panya
Na nnasema...
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Msichana mmoja alimpeleka mchumba kwao kwa utambulisho: Alpofka 2 baba yake akaona kasoro maana kijana alikuwa mweuc tii. Anamatege makali, namakengeza ya maana. Mwanaume alipoona sura ya...
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Konda:Mia 3 kariakoo ya kukaa hii*3, mara akamuona mrembo kasimama bize na simu.
Konda: Sister unaenda?
Mrembo: Niende wapi wewe?
Konda: Kwa huyo unaemtumia "Please call me":fear:
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Mambo vipi wandugu.
Kuna wezi wamevunja duka na kuniibia vi2 ikiwa ni pamoja na pesa nyingi.
Mwenye kumjua MGANGA mzuri naomba anipe mawasiliano nae anisaidie pls. Pesa na mali nazitaji zirudi...
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Hebu cheki hii tofauti ya ukopaji kati ya mzungu na mswahili:
MZUNGU- hi bro, i need USD 100 will pay u back on Monday
mswahili- kaka vipi? Dah hatuonani mzee, vipi mishe mnatunyima nini...
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Japanese couple in an
argument
over ways of highly erotic
sex
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife: Kowanini!!
Husband: Toka a anji rodi
roumi
yakoo!
*Wife on her knees literally
begging*
Wife Mimi...
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Omari was with his girlfriend 1 afternoon and the girl kept
pestering him 2 shave his bushy beard.....Omari told her, "My wife told me she loves it whenever she touches it...I cant shave it."...
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