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Mapenzi ya sasa credit tatu yani c=cash c=care c=car dah yn ukishindwa kucheza na izo credit dah....
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Wanawake, wasichana, na wamama waliozaliwa chini ya mwaka 1980... Wanajua kumtunza mwanaue, wanajua wajibu wao ipasavyo, hata M A L O V E wanayajua na yale mambo mengine mazuri mazuri unayo yajua...
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Leo mungu akipenda nategeamea kwenda Lindi,natoka Dar saa nane,nitalala hapo "Sweet Home" nitafika usiku,alafu ijumaa jioni nitakuwa mtwara,Jumamosi narudi Dsm,Kusini Oyeee,niwakute wapi wana bodi...
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Upumbafu, Mwanaume analala na wanawake zaidi ya watano pasipo kutumia Condom. Halafu kila akienda kunyoa barber’s shop anaenda na mashine yake ya kunyoa. Ungezea na yako ukianza na neno Upumbafu.
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EGEMEA KITI CHAKO NA PUNZISHA KICHWA KIDOGO Mwl. Hadija Alikuwa anapata shida na mwanafunzi wake mvulana wa darasa la kwanza Mwl; Una matatizo gani wewe mvulana? Mwanafunzi; Nina akili sana...
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Jamaa walikubaliana washindane kusema uongo ambao utafanana na ukweli, mshindi apewe zawadi... Mmmarekani: Kwetu sisi kule New York kuna majumba mareeefu yanafika mbinguni...
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1. Mchaga neno Kupenda ni Msamiati 2. Akiwa hana hela anaugua/anakuwa mkali sanaaaaaaaaa 3. Ni heri akakununulia bia 3-5 baa kuliko kukupa "cash" uende ukatumie hata kama ni kununulia...
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Nilikua Kigoma tokea mwezi wa Tisa,mpaka leo ninapoihacha,Kwahelini
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Hi there..is this true ?????? An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player...
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cracking, telling me, " you are next"!!! They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals...!!!!
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Huku uswahilini tuishiko , wenyewe sie wadau wa huku tunafahamiana. Tunajua familia flani inasifa ya usomi (wengi wamebukua , ziko familia walevi sana , wako wavivu kupindukia , na aidha zipo...
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Man asks his doctor, "Can I have sex with my pregnant wife?" The doctor replied: "Yes. The first 3 months will be just like normal the next three months you should do it like dog and the last...
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Jamaa alikuwa anamtumia ndugu yake. 100,000 M-PESA bahati mbaya akakosea namba ikaenda kwa mtu mwngne,akawaza pesa yke ataipataje?akaamua kumtumia jamaa msg ' Mpendwa tunategemea umepata pesa yetu...
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Mzalendo halisi,zanaki,mr zero,alnadaby,shy,dar si lamu.....
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Members need your positive contribution
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No cheating,hebu fumba macho halafu uandike ID yako kwa mkono mmoja tu,tuone kama utaweza bila kuchanganya herufi! Dont cheat!
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Salaam cc wote. Leo tuna tamasha la uimbaji jimbo letu la magharibi. Kama upo hapa tusalimiane. Bishanga ndiye mgeni rasmi.
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Jamani jamani....a a... niliyoyashuhudia mapangoni kule Amboni kwa kweli tunahitaji gym....nani anajitolea kuwa instractor.....?
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