JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kitu John alishangaa sana alipoona dada yake anakojoa akiwa kachuchumaa, si unajua yeye alizoea kuchuchumaa wakati wa haja kubwaaa! Faster kamfuata mama yake aliyekuwa sebuleni na wageni na kumpa...
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Jamaa fulani alikuwa na
tabia ya kujamba kwa
nguvu kila aamkapo
asubuhi. Mkewe alikerwa
sana na tabia hiyo,
alimkataza akachoka, siku
moja akamwonya kuwa iko
siku badala ya ushuzi,
utumbo...
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AMAA alienda KUPOSA kwa SHEHE"
SHEHE.Yani Umekuja kuposa huku una tafuna big G!
Jamaa.Natoa harufu ya sigara 2.
SHEE.Unavuta sigara?
Jamaa. Huwaga baada ya kulewa.
SHEE. Kumbe unalewa...
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Kuna methali inasema 'watakusema mchana Usiku watalala ' sasa kama anayenisema ni mlinzi je ....?
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Kuna mama mmoja alimsihi binti yake asidanganyike na mafataki lakini badala ya kusema straight yeye akamwambia binti yake asikubali mwanaume yeyote kulala juu yake akifanya hivyo ataharibikiwa...
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jamaa alikua amekaa siti ya mwisho dirishani huku amefungua kioo kutipisha upepo. gari liko kwenye foleni na ilikua inatembea taratibu sana. kwa kua mda wa kazi ulikua unakatika akaona ni bora...
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Wakuu nataka kum-surprise mpenzi kwa kumnunulia a new sexy pant tatizo sijui jinsi ya kudetermine size yake anayovaa na nikimuuliza itaharibu maana halisi ya surprise. Ila anaendana kidogo na bi...
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Kuna nyumba ya mlevi mmoja nje kuna shimo kubwa la maji bila mfuniko.
Siku moja karudi usiku kalewa tooooop, mambo yakawa hivi:
MUME: Fungua mlango!
MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako...
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Rugaimukamu: Hivi Rweyongeza, kare katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku
hizi? maana nakumbuka karikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari
bingwa sasa!
Muchunguzi: Ee Albert kumbe ni mtaaram...
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MTIHANI WA MAARIFA YA DUNIA:
Instructions:- Muda: 10 Seconds.
- Majibu mpe mwenzako.
JIBU MASWALI YOTE
1...
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JF imejaa post nyingine za kuhuzunisha, kukasirisha, kufurahisha, bac kabla hujaendelea furahisha macho kidogo.
Msemo kucheka huongeza maisha bila shaka umeusikia
Hizi ni baadhi ya very short 3D...
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A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having Sex with a Dead Person) 😳
The Judge told him,
"In 20 years on the Bench, I've never heard such a Disgusting...
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JOHN: Dad I want to marry SARAH. Dad: No ways my son, SARAH is your sister, her father was working
in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to SARAH,
but pleas don¿t tell...
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Habari wadau, nina swali kwanini Suit hua haziwapendezi wanaume wafupi na wanaume wenye vitambi?
Au mimi ndo huona vibaya, nyie wenzangu mnaonaje hili
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Niko na jamaa yangu hapa ofisini, yeye daima hufika kazini saa kumi na mbili kamili akitokea nyumbani kwake Bunju. Huko sijui huwa anaondoka saa ngapi, lakini afikapo ofisini huingia JF na...
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JIM REEVES
"I Won't Forget You"
I won't forget you.
I know that I won't forget you
For I've loved you too much for too...
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Sometimes mtu unajikuta unashangaa kitu ambacho hukutegemea utashangaa... mi juzi wakati naenda job nimepishana na mzungu anaendesha gx 100 nikajikuta nashangaa....
Wewe je? ulishangaa nin
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VERY 'straight and honest' girl from Makueni (a town in Kenya ) was coming to seek work in Nairobi . Before she left home, her mother gave her some advice.
"Mbinya, my child when you get to...
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Huyu naye!! Badala ya kuangalia kamera anaangalia nini sijui??
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