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- May 4, 2011
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VERY 'straight and honest' girl from Makueni (a town in Kenya ) was coming to seek work in Nairobi . Before she left home, her mother gave her some advice.
"Mbinya, my child when you get to Nairobi , many men
will try to get you. Resist them till you get a
husband. And you must take note of the following requirements
I will set for you.
1. You must find a man who is faithful,
2. not a spendthrift
3. MUST BE A VIRGIN."
With this advice, 'Mbinya', stormed the city.
Some months later, she returned to her village to get
her mother's blessings to marry.
"Mother, I have met the right man following your instructions. He
is so faithful!!! We went out for a holiday one day; he took care of
me specially even though there were so many prettier girls around.
Isn't that being faithful? She asked expectantly.
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"How about the other criteria I gave you?" asked her mother.
Mbinya answered. "He passed mum. He took me out and
decided that we stay in the same hotel. In order not to spend too
much, we shared one room. See, he is not a spendthrift!"
"One room?" the mother gasped.
"Don't worry mum, he is a virgin."
"How did you know that?" "Mmmmmmmmm....HIS THING WAS BRAND NEW.
It was wrapped up in a plastic paper!!"
The old lady is recovering from shock at the Makueni
District Hospital
"Mbinya, my child when you get to Nairobi , many men
will try to get you. Resist them till you get a
husband. And you must take note of the following requirements
I will set for you.
1. You must find a man who is faithful,
2. not a spendthrift
3. MUST BE A VIRGIN."
With this advice, 'Mbinya', stormed the city.
Some months later, she returned to her village to get
her mother's blessings to marry.
"Mother, I have met the right man following your instructions. He
is so faithful!!! We went out for a holiday one day; he took care of
me specially even though there were so many prettier girls around.
Isn't that being faithful? She asked expectantly.
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"How about the other criteria I gave you?" asked her mother.
Mbinya answered. "He passed mum. He took me out and
decided that we stay in the same hotel. In order not to spend too
much, we shared one room. See, he is not a spendthrift!"
"One room?" the mother gasped.
"Don't worry mum, he is a virgin."
"How did you know that?" "Mmmmmmmmm....HIS THING WAS BRAND NEW.
It was wrapped up in a plastic paper!!"
The old lady is recovering from shock at the Makueni
District Hospital
