JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Id zetu humu ndani tungeandika kwa mfumo wa kibrazil brazil, hebu tuone baadhi ya Id namna zingekuwa.
1. Kongosho~ Kongonho
2. Lizzy~ Lizznho
3. Invisible~ Invisinho
4. Nitonye~ Nitonho
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Unafiki ni kitu kibaya sanaaaaa, bora mchawi maana tunamjua na tunaweza kumuepuka kuliko mnafiki ambaye tunaishi naye kumbe ni adui, huwrzi kujua lini wala namna gani atakudhuru... pigo...
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Hii ni kwa wachaga wote popote mlipo
ikiwa imebaki miezi mitatu wale mnaokuja na sukari kilo mbili na kukaa mwezi ma wiki mbili
wale wa mchele kilo tatu na wakati wa kuondoka mmekuwa mkikusanya...
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Nauliza tu wadau maana huku mtaani vijana wanavifuga kweli......kijana akipata tu kiajira baada ya miezi kadhaa utamuona anaanza kuvimba tumbo....kibaya zaidi wanaonekana kuvifurahia hivyo vitambi...
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Dear Graca Machel
You married Samora Machel & he died
You married Nelson Mandela & now he is dead!
In conclusion every man that you marry dies!
So
Please marry Joseph Warioba for us!
Yours...
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Ungependa adui yako apungukiwe na kiungo gani katika mwili wake?
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Tulikuwa tumeshuka kwenye basi kwa ajili ya kupata msosi, nikaingia toilet, ghafla kutoka mabasi manne ya kampuni hiyo yakaingia, nikachukua chakula hotelini.
Baada ya dakika 5 hivi toka tushuke...
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Nikiwa najipumzisha hapa kwa Mamndenyi, nimepewa album ya familia yetu kuu ya JF (with legend of who is who in the zoo).
Kumradhi members wote watakao tajwa, hamna cha name calling wala nini...
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Nimekuwa msomaji mzuri na mtazamaji wa mijadala mbalimbali kule jukwaa la siasa, great thinkers, na hoja mchanganyiko na hata hapa MMU.
Nimetafakari sana na mara baada ya kupata majibu...
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Padre mmoja mzee alistaafu na wanaparokia walimfanyia sherehe kubwa ya kumuaga. Katika sherehe hiyo, mbunge wa eneo hilo alipangwa kutoa hotuba ya shukurani ya kumuaga padri huyo kwa niaba ya...
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Habari wakuu?
Sina shaka muko pooouw wote humu ndani.nimeferah sana kuona bado cc inadunda kama kawa mimi mr mkiva nilipoteapo humu kwa muda sasa tangu pale muda mfupi baada ya kupata ndoa halali...
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nilikuwa nikiona watu wanalalamika, upwekd, upweke! sasa nimeona mwenyewe! loh, upweke noma.
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binadamu yeyote awe mwanaume au mwanamke anapo ongea mdomo unachongeka huyo si mtu mzuri kwanza ni muongo mnafiki mchonganishi na hakosi kua mwizi jaribuni kuwafuatilia katika jamii viongozi na...
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Jamaa alikuwa anapiga story na baba yake,
Mtoto:baba me nataka kuoa
Baba:vizuri mwanangu,vipi umeshapata mchumba?
Mtoto:ndio
Baba:unataka kumuoa nani?
Mtoto:nataka kumuoa bibi...
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What do you call an Indian looking out of a window? Diri Shah
What about an Indian who does not finish his food -Baki Shah
An Indian standing on one leg - Balan Singh
An Indian who is a...
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