JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hivi sijaelewa, kila member wa JF ninae muona humu ndani anatumia jina ambalo si halisi, sasa sijui ni ni terms and conditions za JF kuchit? Nawasilisha hoja...
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Wasee kwanza niaje Niaje? Hope huko mliko bado mnakazana. Kabla niendelee salimia sana mabesthe zenu huko kenye mko.
Niko na shida na huyu mgeni. Ni week Sasa tangu huyu besthe yangu wa high...
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Wiki iliyopita nikiwa nimekaa kitandani kwangu ghafla kuna wazo la kijinga lilinijia out of nowhere. Naliita la kijinga kwa sababu ukifikiria mm ni colleague wa chuo fulani hapa jijini kwa hiyo...
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Wadau,
Mwenzenu nimeona sio dili kwenda Night Clubs za jiji hili peke yangu maana inakuwa ni changamoto hata kwenye uopoaji vimwana, pia bila kampani hata bia hazinogi. So kama upo interested...
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Salaam kubwa wana MMU baada ya kufanya mazoezi ya kuandika thread hatimaye nimeandika...
-hivi ilitokeaje mpaka wote tukawa tunatumia majina bandia
hili jambo limekuwa likinitatiza hebu nisaidieni
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Mimi binafsi nimekuwa naona wasichana ninaokuwa nao kimapenzi ni wajinga mbali na hapo hata wanaonizunguka yaani akili zao sijui zinakuwaje yaani nafurahi ninavyowafanyia kuwadanganya alafu...
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jamaa mmoja aliota kuwa yeye ni kuku,tena kuku jike,akajisikia kama anataka kutaga vile,basi akatafuta sehemu iliyotulia akataga,baada ya muda akashituka hamadi,,,,,,kumbe kashusha 'kubwa'...
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Nikiwa highschool.
Watchman: Amkeni muende morning preps
Me: Mimi ni mgonjwa
Watchman: Unaumwa na nini hio?
Me: Binomial Nomenclature
Watchman: Eh, lala tu kijana. Hio kitu ni mbaya.
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You're my sweetie, my sugar, my baby, my lover...so honey let me hold ya, let me love ya, forever. Wo-eh.
Hayo ni maneno yaliyomo kwenye wimbo maarufu uitwao "You're my sweet, my sugar" au "Let...
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Hata uwe naniii, asikudanganye mtu, kila kiumbe kina mbabe wake hapa duniani. SHARE na marafiki
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Maajabu ya wahaya ###
Tajiri huyu wa Kihaya aamua kuwatengenezea ng'ombe wake vyumba na vitanda, cheki kufuru aliyofanya hapa;
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Jinsi mzunguko wa Elimu ulivyo hapa Tanzania.
01. Wale wanafunzi walioongoza Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye Engineering na Medical school.
02. Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja...
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Mlevi mmoja alienda kwenye duka la dawa kununua condom mambo yakawa hivi...
Mlevi:nesi nipatie kondom za mia tano..
Nesi:hee we kaka hata huoni haya si utumie tafsida..
Mlevi akaona isiwe tabu si...
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Mwalim anawaita wanafunzi waandike magonjwa wanayoyafaham ubaoni
wakwanza kaandika: HIV
Wapili akaandika : TB
Watatu akandika : Polio
Wanne akaandika: /
Mwalimu kaamuuliza ndo ugonjwa gani...
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Leo hii ikiwa ni birthday ya mwanangu anaeonekana kwenye picha naomba nitumie fursa hii kumuombea afya njema kiakili, kimwili na kiroho, mungu amtangulie katika safari ndefu aliyo nayo katika...
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chizi wawili walipanda train wakienda mombasa
chizi 1:'unaona miti vile inakimbia '
chizi 2:'eee itabidi tupande miti tukirudi'.
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