There is a good old barber in city of East London. One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept...
Muuza bangi kafungua kiwanda cha kuuza gesi inayotumiwa kwa kupikia,siku ya pili kalipua kwa makusudi slenda mbili za gesi kikaungua kiwanda chake;kwanini?eti anafanya matangazo ya biashara -...
The bride tells her husband,
"Honey,**you know I'm a virgin and I don't
*know anything about sex. Can you
*explain it to me first!
*With a SMILE on his face caringly touching her in places...
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:
"Up! Up! Quick! My husband is back"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes:
"Damn, I am...
At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?"
The patient replies, "You...
Jiulize haya yanatutokea kila siku.....
LAW OF QUEUE:
Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
Namba unayopiga kwa makosa daima...
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the...
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
The farmer says, "Some...
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy...
A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend.
friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...
A PhD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their
tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his Ph D friend.
friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me...
Names of babies born in local clinics
and hospitals during the elections in Zinbabwe:
Runoff Moyo
Senetorial Chirumhanzu
Candidate Pote
Independant Maposa
Rigging Hamadziripi
Electoral...
Kweli sasa najua niko addicted na computer.. pembeni kuna sahani ya wali na njegere, na laptop; wali haukukolea chumvi nimeenda jikoni nimechukua chumvi kwenye kidubwasha chake cha vitundu.. sina...
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. Brain said, I should be BOSS because I control the whole body response and functions. The feet said, we should be BOSS as we...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called...
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender.
"That'll be 1 cent."
"ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer.
The barman...