JF Chit-Chats and Jokes
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kweli sasa najua niko addicted na computer.. pembeni kuna sahani ya wali na njegere, na laptop; wali haukukolea chumvi nimeenda jikoni nimechukua chumvi kwenye kidubwasha chake cha vitundu.. sina...
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Naye Lowasa akawaambia mawaziri wengine, KESHENI mkiomba kwani hamjui siku wala saa atakayokuja Dr.Mwakyembe. Nami naenda mtaani kuwaandalia kijiwe ili nitakapokuwa nanyi muwepo.
Amini...
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jamani someni...... vituko hivi!!
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When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. Brain said, I should be BOSS because I control the whole body response and functions. The feet said, we should be BOSS as we...
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Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called...
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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender.
"That'll be 1 cent."
"ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer.
The barman...
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Jamani mmekiona kipakacha? Kipakacha ni mwanachama mpya wa JF, karibu sana kipakacha katika ukumbi wetu huu mwanana. Huko kwenye kipakacha umeficha nini?....:) mbona kipakacha kimetunatuna...:)...
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GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE!
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Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get
too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why...
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No offense intended!!!
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A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident...
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Kuna mmbongo mmoja alienda ulaya na kwa bahat mbaya kingereza alikua hajui ila akapata rafik mzungu aliyeitwa Mlumbwende,ck moja walienda kuoga na huyo rafik yake kwa bahat mbaya rafik yake mzungu...
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NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES
Company Policy: Effective from January 2008
Dress Code
It is advised that you come to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes...
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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his
grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember...
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Little Johnny is visiting the zoo with his mother. They go to the elephant exhibit where a big old bull elephant is taking a leak. Johnny points tot eh pachyderms privates and says, Mommy...
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If they do it this way treat them like Ditopile! See the attached clip... Soo nice :)
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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the...
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Mkuu wa kikosi cha Jeshi la Wananchi (JWTZ) kabla ya kumpokea mheshimiwa Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano alimwambia askari wa kupiga mizinga: Askari, akiwasili mheshimiwa Rais piga mizinga 21ya...
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Calgary, Western Canada, North America 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,years ago. Red meat is...
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A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bare to be alone and would take her life. So she made an appointment with her doctor. In the exam...
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, When I am worried about getting nervous nn...
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