Irritated bar tender

Nesindiso Sir

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Nesindiso Sir

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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender.

"That'll be 1 cent."

"ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer.

The barman replies, "Yes."

So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," the bartender replies.

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy asks, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
 

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anaekutenda mtende....!
jamaa kaamua kumtia hasara mmiliki wa baa sababu ya my wife wake.......! kweli mke wa mtu ni sumu....!
 

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