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Doctor with Patients

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mnyonywaji, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. Mnyonywaji

    Mnyonywaji Member

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    At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?"

    The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back ".

    The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" The 2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.

    The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

    "Well I was sitting in a fridge ............ !"
  2. s

    shonge Member

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    Sasa wife naye ilibidi aje kwa tatizo la pressure kwa daktari huyo huyo!
  3. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!!kudadadeki..mafumanizi yanamambo kweli!!hahahahaha huyo bwana watatu angeweza kufa baadae maana kujificha kwenye friji alitake a big risk
  4. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    1.Labda baunsa anapiga tizi sana,na kazi yake ni ya usiku so he cant overwork wajifuchao kwenye fridge wanamsaidia.
    2.Labda mwanamke mwenyewe ndo chanzo anapenda sana vituzi.