JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING HONG ("some thing wrong")...

Nakumbuka mwaka mmoja nilitembelea kule Pangani. Nikashuhudia kisa kimoja cha jamaa na Punda wake, ambaye inasemekana Punda wake alikuwa mvivu sana. Jamaa alikuwa anamtumia Punda wake katika...

click the link below, and watch the man walking in the water...! http://forum.xcitefun.net/criss-angels-outstanding-performances-mindfreak-t4428.html Or Chris Angel Slices his Body...

Katika pitapita zangu mitaani mji wa ZnZ, siku moja nilipata bahati ya kuwasikia ndugu zangu wa kule Pemba. Walikuwa wakijadiliana kuhusu kipindi kilichokuwa kimerushwa na runinga, kipindi...

Many Africans especially people from Bongo na kule visiwani have been travelling abroad to seek good life. Wengi wamejiripua (?!). Mhh....! Unashangaa shauri yako, Mzaramo anasema "Karaga baho na...

Just smile ukishindwa please Tabasamu japo kidogo. http://forum.xcitefun.net/pilobolus-dance-troupe-amazing-t5252.html

Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day ni vituko tupu. kiasi cha shilingi Bilioni 1.4 zilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi. - Prof. Rweikiza wa Marekani- Sh. milioni 500...

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the...

Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. Class Teacher: Why not? Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard...

Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki...

As you can see it is a cross between the traditional with the little thatched kiosk and the modern with the concrete building. I think this may be pretty typical of much of Africa. Although the...

Mbona hivi? Jamaa aliyekatika kidole kwenye ajali anapiga kelele masaa kadhaa, aliyekatika shingo yuko kimyaaaa!! Mbona hivi? Mtu akikaa uchi bila kukusudia na huku akiwakodolea macho...

Habari zilizotujia kutoka mahakama ya mwanzo kisutu, zinasema kuwa, kijana mmoja kafikishwa mahakani kwa kosa la kumuibia dada mmoja mkufu wa dhahabu, na kuumeza tumboni, baada ya kusomewa kosa...

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor...

Kipindi cha mjerumani...muone mchaga alivyokuwa

Habari za kuaminika kutoka katika mkutano mkuu wa nchi za kiarabu, zinasema kuwa wamekubaliana kubadirisha bendera zao zote ambazo zina picha au Taswira ya ndege (Bird). Wameshauriana zibadilishwe...

Jamaa mmoja mvuta unga kenda kwa kinyozi kunyolewa, alipoketi kwenye kiti cha kinyozi akainamisha kichwa chake huku akisinzia kwa jinsi madawa alivyo mkolea, vijana wa mjini wanaita akiyoyoma au...

The strength of a man isn't in how many women he's loved. It's in whether he can be true to the ONE woman he's trying to love. The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders...

Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, decides to buy...