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You think you have family problems

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mnyonywaji, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. Mnyonywaji

    Mnyonywaji Member

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    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

    The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage.

    I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
    The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

    I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

    Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
    More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

    Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson..

    And you say you have family problems.

    Gimme a break !!
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