Wako wapi hawa wadau?

[Dark City]

babu unajua kuwa Rose ni mdogo wangu?

Mbona hukunambia mapema??

Mwenzio nahangaika kumtafuta mjukuu wangu halafu wewe umeuchuna??

Not fair kwa kweli...

 

[Kaizer]

Kweli mzee mwenzangu...nani ana muda wa kusikia hadithi za mwaka 1947...

Atamudu kusikiliza simulizi za chagulaga au kukimbizana migombani??

au zile za Kibanga ampiga Mkoloni? hahahaa...au za Abunuwasi na Sufuria zake zinazozaa

 

[Fixed Point]

Mbona hukunambia mapema??

Mwenzio nahangaika kumtafuta mjukuu wangu halafu wewe umeuchuna??

Not fair kwa kweli...

pole sana babu....
lakini nakumbuka tunasemaga ukipoteza kitu unaanza kutafuta sehemu/watu walio around you.....
ina maana mimi nipo mbali nawe kiasi hicho? mpaka upige kelele kweli mtu mzima mwenzangu?
vibaya hivyo

 

[Kaizer]

Hommie twenzetu chit chat. kuna binti naskia kafa kwa ajili yangu... na wajua bila Yohana Yesu asingebatizwa ili andiko litimie?

hahahaa.... hommie kule tumeandaliwa makao ya jumla.....sijui tutoke twende kwa nani?

 

[Dark City]

Wakija uniite nijichekee.

Sikiliza Karucee,

Before I retired, I was a father (and of course still father) of a number of boys and some few girls...But believe me, boys are very delicate in terms of character building.. A slight miscalculation, you just end up with an unpleasant stooge!!

Kwa hiyo, acha kuzea hii specie kama hutaki kujibu mashtaka ya genocide!

 

[Dark City]

au zile za Kibanga ampiga Mkoloni? hahahaa...au za Abunuwasi na Sufuria zake zinazozaa

Thubutu....Ndani ya dakika kiduchu tu,.... Karucee au lara 1 atakuanzia uzi ambao utashika post kama 1000 within 2hrs!

Sie tujikaliage tu na wenzetu wa 1947...raha yake pia si mchezo!

 

[Dark City]

pole sana babu....
lakini nakumbuka tunasemaga ukipoteza kitu unaanza kutafuta sehemu/watu walio around you.....
ina maana mimi nipo mbali nawe kiasi hicho? mpaka upige kelele kweli mtu mzima mwenzangu?
vibaya hivyo

Ndo kusema umeshanigeuzia kibao mkubwa mwenzangu??.....

Haya bwana....ngoja mwenzio nisherehekee kumowa mwana mpotevu Rose1980.

 

[Tutor B]

wawepo wasiwepo yote powa tu;

kuna wanaojaribu kuingia wanashindwa sababu ya kutokujua procedures, na kuna waliofumuliwa na waume zao baada ya kuwagundua kuwa wanatumia mitandao kufanya mambo yasiyostahili. Popote walipo wajaribu kuwa wa kiasi kwa mambo yao wanayoyafanya.

 

[Karucee]

Sikiliza Karucee,

Before I retired, I was a father (and of course still father) of a number of boys and some few girls...But believe me, boys are very delicate in terms of character building.. A slight miscalculation, you just end up with an unpleasant stooge!!

Kwa hiyo, acha kuzea hii specie kama hutaki kujibu mashtaka ya genocide!

Mimi hapana elewa. Go straight to the point Babu.

 

[Dark City]

Mimi hapana elewa. Go straight to the point Babu.

Simply unawaua watoto wa wenzio kwa kuwashusha confo. ....Umeelewa??

Wanaume siku zote wanategemea kumwagiwa sifa na wenzio wao, na siyo kipondo..sawa?

 

[Fixed Point]

Ndo kusema umeshanigeuzia kibao mkubwa mwenzangu??.....

Haya bwana....ngoja mwenzio nisherehekee kumowa mwana mpotevu Rose1980.

ha haaaa, si unanijua zangu? sikawii kuingiza mtu chaka.........
haya babu, enjoy

 

[Maty]

Halafu huyu Maty sijui alitendwa na nani??

Ngoja nimpatie homework mdau wangu mmoja anaitwa MJ1 (@MwanajamiiOne) anisaidie kumtrace...Nammiss sana huyu mjukuu....

Sitaki nianze kumlilia mtu ambaye yuko anacheza READY pale Nji kasoro bahari!!

Babu DC!!

Abee babu umeniita, majukumu yamezidi babu yangu mpenzi ndio maana unaona kimya

 

[Fidel80]

Abee babu umeniita, majukumu yamezidi babu yangu mpenzi ndio maana unaona kimya

Nipunguzie hayo majukumu Maty

 

[Karucee]

Simply unawaua watoto wa wenzio kwa kuwashusha confo. ....Umeelewa??

Wanaume siku zote wanategemea kumwagiwa sifa na wenzio wao, na siyo kipondo..sawa?

Babu I like to believe nipo straightforward sana. If someone is wrong apewe ukweli wake.

On the other side, kama mtu anastahili sifa atapewa. Thats just how I have been wired.

 

[Dark City]

Abee babu umeniita, majukumu yamezidi babu yangu mpenzi ndio maana unaona kimya

Haya bwana....nimefurahi sana kukuona.....

Kuna mtu alikufanya ukabadili hata namba za simu??

Nipunguzie hayo majukumu Maty

Ndo maana nakuaminia sana....

Sharing is caring......kazi kwako Maty....

Cc: Teamo, Kaizer, Asprin....

 

[Dark City]

Babu I like to believe nipo straightforward sana. If someone is wrong apewe ukweli wake.

On the other side, kama mtu anastahili sifa atapewa. Thats just how I have been wired.

Nakubaliana na wewe Karucee..

Ila sasa binadamu tunakuwa wachungu tukiambiwa kile kinachotugusa sana...

Unadhani yule kibosile wa Bunge na Band ya chama ukimweleza kuwa mtumbo wake unakera sana...na kwamba hawezi kuchungulia mtaji wake hadi atumie kioo...na pia lazima apate mtu wa kumvisha socks na viatu...unadhani hatarusha ngumi??

Ndivyo tulivyo na lazima tukuone wewe mbaya!!

 

[Karucee]

Nakubaliana na wewe Karucee..

Ila sasa binadamu tunakuwa wachungu tukiambiwa kile kinachotugusa sana...

Unadhani yule kibosile wa Bunge na Band ya chama ukimweleza kuwa mtumbo wake unakera sana...na kwamba hawezi kuchungulia mtaji wake hadi atumie kioo...na pia lazima apate mtu wa kumvisha socks na viatu...unadhani hatarusha ngumi??

Ndivyo tulivyo na lazima tukuone wewe mbaya!!

Hahaaa. Lols. Na kweli waliniona mbaya but wengi ni wale walikuwa inspired kuletaadaliko kwenye maisha yao for their own good health.

 

[Inside10]

Jf ilikuwa ukifungua mwenyewe unafurahia. Sijui nani alienda kutangaza mashuleni kwamba kuna jf. Wamejiunga watoto kibao wametukimbizia watu wenye busara zao. I real miss ushauri aliokuwa anatoa dena@Amsi ! Rudini jamani tunawamiss!

mkuu hakika ulchoandika... Ila jf imeanza kuchafuka baada ya kuanzishwa kwa page yake ya fb. Hivyo basi kupitia hio link watoto wengi wamejiunga

 

[CleaOS]

yaani ilikuwa bonge la familia! hebu weka picha yako bana

 

[Smile]

ha haaaa, si unanijua zangu? sikawii kuingiza mtu chaka.........
haya babu, enjoy

upo dada umepoteaje