Ulikuwa wapi siku zote...? Eh...?!

[klorokwini]

Ulikuwa wapi siku zote?????......🙂

mmmh Unanitega sasa Keren, hivi kweli haujui????
masuali haya usiniulize mbele ya Mbu na MJ1, tukutane kuleee labda.

 

[Keren_Happuch]

mmmh Unanitega sasa Keren, hivi kweli haujui????
masuali haya usiniulize mbele ya Mbu na MJ1, tukutane kuleee labda.

hahahha...!!! haya bana yameisha!

 

[klorokwini]

Haha bado kipo, agenda tu ndo zimebadilika lol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ndo nini hadi unaenda hanemuni hatupeani taarifa 'shemeji' lol

loooool hahahahaah, hapo red hapo! lol,.
shemeji, hapo honeymoon waswahili ukitoa taarifa mara wanaloga bana, nimeamua niondoke kibubu bubu tu.

 

[klorokwini]

.........................hahahaha we bwana usijali..........hutopishana sana na mie lol Tembo mtoto (tuombe Mbu asijerudi reverse akijaniona live) lol

hehehehe hapa nimecheka kwa loud speaker aiseee! Kweli mjukuu mtiifu hajatulia lol

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

loooool hahahahaah, hapo red hapo! lol,.
shemeji, hapo honeymoon waswahili ukitoa taarifa mara wanaloga bana, nimeamua niondoke kibubu bubu tu.

Sawa 'shemeji' nimekuelewa kabisa .............so na sie unatushauri hivyo??......tusiage? lol
We Mbu asa mbona umeniacha naghani peke yangu!! au ndo yale yale.....hujapata unahangaika na mashairi unajifunza, ukipata ndo inakuwa mazoea?

 

[klorokwini]

Sawa 'shemeji' nimekuelewa kabisa .............so na sie unatushauri hivyo??......tusiage? lol
We Mbu asa mbona umeniacha naghani peke yangu!! au ndo yale yale.....hujapata unahangaika na mashairi unajifunza, ukipata ndo inakuwa mazoea?

hehehe halaf hii 'shemeji' ilowekewa vikoma juu hii lol?, nyinyi inabidi muage kwa maslahi ya kondoo wa MMU, MMU bila MJ1 ni sawa na serikali bila bunge. Fact!

 

[RR]

Too fast! nimetoka dakika 10 tu, nakuta vigelegele. hapa nani shemeji angu sasa, mbu au mj1.

 

[klorokwini]

Too fast! nimetoka dakika 10 tu, nakuta vigelegele. hapa nani shemeji angu sasa, mbu au mj1.

Utajulishwa family status yako baada ya halusi, kwasasa unatakiwa kunipatia mchango wa halusi halaka iwezekanavyo.

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

hehehe halaf hii 'shemeji' ilowekewa vikoma juu hii lol?, nyinyi inabidi muage kwa maslahi ya kondoo wa MMU, MMU bila MJ1 ni sawa na serikali bila bunge. Fact!

Haya naondoa vikoma.........shemeji.
Afu hayo makofi hapo mbona kama nahisi ndo yale yenyewe? Loh

 

[klorokwini]

Haya naondoa vikoma.........shemeji.
Afu hayo makofi hapo mbona kama nahisi ndo yale yenyewe? Loh

umeona eeh! halaf kama umechunguza, tangia pale umesema umeridhia basi jamaa wameongeza spidi ya makofi.Nimewasiliana nao wamesema watahuzuria kitchen party na wao. lol

 

[Mbu]

loooool hahahahaah, hapo red hapo! lol,.
shemeji, hapo honeymoon waswahili ukitoa taarifa mara wanaloga bana, nimeamua niondoke kibubu bubu tu.

..he heh he,...Aspirin yupo wapi jamani,...ataua mtu leo!

Sawa 'shemeji' nimekuelewa kabisa .............so na sie unatushauri hivyo??......tusiage? lol
We Mbu asa mbona umeniacha naghani peke yangu!! au ndo yale yale.....hujapata unahangaika na mashairi unajifunza, ukipata ndo inakuwa mazoea?

...nilikuwa nala futari ewe mahbouba chokileti wa moyoni mwangu...si nilikwambia nafunga leo mpaka kieleweke?
maana huyu babu'yo Aspirin tangu jana alinishikia bango, leo na nia nimetangaza...aje kivingine sasa.

Too fast! nimetoka dakika 10 tu, nakuta vigelegele. hapa nani shemeji angu sasa, mbu au mj1.

Kwakuwa mimi ni mwana itifaki na demokrasia, wewe chagua upande tu kaka,..."mwamba ngoma,....!"

.........................hahahaha we bwana usijali..........hutopishana sana na mie lol Tembo mtoto (tuombe Mbu asijerudi reverse akijaniona live) lol

...hata kama, nimekupenda wewe sio kwa umbo pekee...
Cheers! mabibi na mabwana...

Msishangae, Mlikuwa wapi siku zote?

 

[RR]

Utajulishwa family status yako baada ya halusi, kwasasa unatakiwa kunipatia mchango wa halusi halaka iwezekanavyo.

Nikitoa mchango mtakosa getikrashaz....nani mtunza fweza...hongera mj1 kwa kupata(sijui kupatikana?)....hongera mbu kwa kuwowa!

 

[daughter]

nini kinafanyika hapa?

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

ni New release hiyo. special dedikeshen kwa MJ1 na Mbu

Kwa hiyo tujiandae kufilisika??

 

[TIMING]

Nimeridhia.

swadaktaaaa... nimeamka na gud news na mdogo wangu naomba nije cards design maana hapa nilipo kuna designers wazuri sana.... BTW leo ni fathers day mwambie baba unampenda,

 

[TIMING]

hehehe nikiwa kama lawyer wa Mbu, proposal ya Mbu nimeicancel until further notice!

To MJ1: Kama umefikiria na kuamua bora klorokwini kuliko Mbu nadhani hujafanya uamuzi mbaya kabisa MJ1, enhee tukutane wapi?

aisee.... ntakua silali tena mwaka huu, yamekua haya swahiba??

 

[TIMING]

MJI !:happy:usisahau kunitumia kadi ya mwaliko.

mie ndio mnratibu wa mialiko yote na ntakua floor manager

vipi nikikuweka kwenye vinywaji???

 

[Gaga]

nini kinafanyika hapa?

hahahahahahahaaa

 

[Asprin]

Nyie wapambe, before I say yes to Mbu's fakisicious proposal I need him (he might be a She......this is s blind date haha) to answer me if;

• He will be willing to help with housework, cooking, cleaning, lawn care, and other chores? lol
• Hw will be willing to start a family with me and raise 9 children in a way that is agreeable to us both? (Am an African woman you know and giving birth is one of my proud factors;
• Will he be willing to become a part of my family, including my siblings and parents, and may I become a part of his?
• Will he be willing to foot the financial obligations of our lives, including debts, buying a home, paying for educations, and other expenses?
• Will you be willing to work out our difficulties and compromise for both our sakes? bila kuhusisha washkaji??
• Will he be wlling to grow old with me for many anniversaries? (while keeping his nyumba ndogos away from my knowledge and suspections?)
• Will he assure me that our love will survive the hazards of a long term, changing relationship?

Answers to these questions will suffice (Mh mie naye.........Babu ashanambia sijakua, mbona natekenyeka??)
Mbu will you be willing to take care of me, love me and give me mapenzi yote incase Babu akinitema?? lol

Poor me nilisahau kuwa kiswahili cha Haya ni YES kwa kiinglish!!

MTM, FT na Klorokwini natamka rasmi........Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh........yehs, yes, yes.......yes Mbu I will marry you if my Babu gives us a permission.

Mjukuu mtiifu...........Hizo bold ni kiinglish au kilatini?.............Am watching!

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Mjukuu mtiifu...........Hizo bold ni kiinglish au kilatini?.............Am watching!

Babu kulala gani huko?! ona sasa nime'kuzwa' kinguvu! kabla hujakagua