Tanzania Crashes G-8 Summit


M

MegaPyne

Guest
M

MegaPyne

Guest
TANZANIA CRASHES G-8 SUMMIT; FURIOUS WIFE OF JAPANESE HOST OVERHEARD BERATING HUSBAND: 'WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME TANZANIA WAS COMING?'

Kikwete.jpg


'. . . THIS IS GOING TO SCREW UP THE PLACE SETTINGS!'



(RUSUTSU, Japan) - A mild disturbance occurred at the G8 summit yesterday when Tanzania showed up at the G8 dinner dance uninvited. Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete told security personnel at the front door that “he happened to be in the area, and thought he’d drop in for a quick hello.” He then entered the hall, and, after applying a sticker that read “Hi, I’m Tanzania” to his lapel, took a seat between America and Great Britain.


“Nice to meet you, Tarzan,” said President Bush, before heading through the buffet line. “We put out quite a spread at these things.”


Speaking to reporters at the end of the evening, President Kikwete admitted he was disappointed with the chilly reception he received. “A lot of countries kept dropping little hints to me that I wasn’t welcome,” he said. "Germany asked me point blank: 'Did you know this was specifically advertised as industrial nations only?' I was fumbling for an answer, so I blurted out that a lion ate the mailman who was delivering my invitation, but she didn’t buy it. 'A lion ate your mailman?' she sneered, before walking away. That was not the worst of it. France and Russia kept walking by, and then burst out laughing. I watched them turn around, look back at me, and laugh again.”


President Kikwete remained optimistic that one day he wouldn’t have to sneak in to a G8 summit. “All we need is one factory in my country, and I’ll start the application process.”
 
MamaParoko

MamaParoko

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jan 14, 2008
Messages
465
Likes
1
Points
0
MamaParoko

MamaParoko

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jan 14, 2008
465 1 0
ahh ahh ahaaaa ahaa, jamani somebody help me, is this serious or jus a joke? lakini i cant stop myself from laughin, funny. lol!
 
Ben Saanane

Ben Saanane

Verified Member
Joined
Jan 18, 2007
Messages
14,602
Likes
3,893
Points
280
Ben Saanane

Ben Saanane

Verified Member
Joined Jan 18, 2007
14,602 3,893 280
Masihara hayo! Duh,kwi kwi kwi!
 
Kevo

Kevo

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jun 12, 2008
Messages
1,333
Likes
19
Points
0
Kevo

Kevo

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jun 12, 2008
1,333 19 0
This is sickening.Ya kweli haya?Yaani raisi mzima ana gate crash?I think angesubiri kwanza fungulia mbwa ndio aingie.
 
S

S. S. Phares

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Nov 27, 2006
Messages
2,141
Likes
13
Points
0
S

S. S. Phares

JF-Expert Member
Joined Nov 27, 2006
2,141 13 0
I can't laugh at this. Umaskini wetu ndio umetuletea hii aibu...Hii habari imenitia hasira...raisi wetu was honest but these guys disrespected him. Why didn't any one inform his assistants to tell him he was not invited. How dare they ask our president 'Did you know this was specifically advertised as industrial nations only?'. If it was Bush making this kind of honest mistake would anyone dare to ask him that stupid question.

Walk Tall JK...we will get there one day. it's going to take more than one factory thou..!!!
 
Mr. Zero

Mr. Zero

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jun 5, 2007
Messages
10,487
Likes
3,867
Points
280
Mr. Zero

Mr. Zero

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jun 5, 2007
10,487 3,867 280
Tell me it is a JOKE!!!!! This can't be True. Our Prez cannot be that cheap. Ooh God!!!!!!!
 
BabaH

BabaH

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jan 25, 2008
Messages
703
Likes
7
Points
35
BabaH

BabaH

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jan 25, 2008
703 7 35
Hii inawezekana kwa Kikwete
kwani mnashangaa mnadhani matokeo ya kujikomba komba kila siku ni yapi ndio haya sasa
 
J

Jasusi

JF-Expert Member
Joined
May 5, 2006
Messages
11,505
Likes
234
Points
160
J

Jasusi

JF-Expert Member
Joined May 5, 2006
11,505 234 160
I want to believe it is a joke! No?
 
K

KakindoMaster

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Dec 5, 2006
Messages
1,349
Likes
56
Points
145
K

KakindoMaster

JF-Expert Member
Joined Dec 5, 2006
1,349 56 145
Hii ni jokes naona wameanza kumuonyesha walivyo.
 
Mr. Zero

Mr. Zero

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jun 5, 2007
Messages
10,487
Likes
3,867
Points
280
Mr. Zero

Mr. Zero

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jun 5, 2007
10,487 3,867 280
MegaPyne,

We need more on this!!! Can you provide us the your source of your info please!!! Otherwise usimweke chini hivyo Rais wetu ingawa wote tunajuwa ni mchovu.
 
Liz Senior

Liz Senior

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Apr 19, 2007
Messages
485
Likes
0
Points
33
Liz Senior

Liz Senior

JF-Expert Member
Joined Apr 19, 2007
485 0 33
Can someone cut this and tell us it is a serious joke!
 
Lady Capricorn

Lady Capricorn

Member
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
29
Likes
0
Points
0
Lady Capricorn

Lady Capricorn

Member
Joined Jun 23, 2008
29 0 0
Lighten up patriots! if you follow the link by clicking the title of the article you will see some folks can still find the funny side of international relations. Enjoy.
 
Lady Capricorn

Lady Capricorn

Member
Joined
Jun 23, 2008
Messages
29
Likes
0
Points
0
Lady Capricorn

Lady Capricorn

Member
Joined Jun 23, 2008
29 0 0
No, man, its just a joke. They are making fun of the clubbishness of the G8 and the disparities in sovereign states: politically 'equal' in spite of glaring economic hierarchies. Where are Ze Comedy when you need them jamani, we need to laugh at politics again.
 
Mzee Mwanakijiji

Mzee Mwanakijiji

Platinum Member
Joined
Mar 10, 2006
Messages
31,872
Likes
8,020
Points
280
Mzee Mwanakijiji

Mzee Mwanakijiji

Platinum Member
Joined Mar 10, 2006
31,872 8,020 280
lahaula lakwata!! am I still in bed.. ila katika Tanzania yote yanawezekana
 
M

Mama

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Mar 24, 2008
Messages
2,858
Likes
23
Points
0
M

Mama

JF-Expert Member
Joined Mar 24, 2008
2,858 23 0
I was like.... ooh my God! Kama ni joke Mods tafadhali ipelekwe kule kwenye jukwaa la utani.
 
Nyani Ngabu

Nyani Ngabu

Platinum Member
Joined
May 15, 2006
Messages
80,710
Likes
46,040
Points
280
Age
28
Nyani Ngabu

Nyani Ngabu

Platinum Member
Joined May 15, 2006
80,710 46,040 280
duh....jamaa kazamia pati ya watu....ahahahahahahaaaaaaa......
 
jmushi1

jmushi1

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Nov 2, 2007
Messages
19,018
Likes
4,802
Points
280
jmushi1

jmushi1

JF-Expert Member
Joined Nov 2, 2007
19,018 4,802 280
Kama NI KWELI MIKATABA ITAVUNJWA NA WAHUSIKA KUCHUKULIWA HATUA...Basi sishangai kama wakimwonyesha JK madharau!

Hii inawezekana kabisa ikawa kweli kwani ndio TABIA ZAO ZA KINAFIKI!

Hata KAULI KALI KALI DHIDI YA ZIMBABWE HUKO WALIMWACHIA MJERUMANI APIGE KELELE KWASABABU JK akishawaambia kumove FORWARD SI VITA BALI MAZUNGUMZO..NA WAAFRIKA NDIVYO WANAVYOTAKA EXCEPT FOR TSIVANGIRAI NA MABWANA ZAKE!

PALE KWENYE UJUMBE WA "THE WAY TO MOVE FORWARD" NDIPO WALIPO UDHIKA! THE WAY FORWARD KWAO NI "MUGABE OUT OF THE WAY!"

Baada ya wao kuona kuwa wameshindwa kumtumia kama PUPET basi ni wazi walimsusa!

BUT WHO CARES?

AS LONG AS WANANCHI WANAPENDA KIONGOZI WAO HICHO NDICHO CHA KUJALI!

HIVYO BASI NI WAKATI WA JK KUFANYA KILE ALICHOWA AHIDI WABONGO.

Na MAFISADI HAWANA BUDI KUWEKWA NDANI NA KESI KUANZA KUUNGURUMA KWANI TUNAPOTEZA MUDA SANA.
 
A

August

JF-Expert Member
Joined
Jun 18, 2007
Messages
4,640
Likes
802
Points
280
A

August

JF-Expert Member
Joined Jun 18, 2007
4,640 802 280
Watu wake wa Protocol walikuwa wapi? Kujua itenary yake ya hiyo siku? au shughuli alizo kuwa anategemea kuhudhuria? au walikuwa wamelewa ?
 

Forum statistics

Threads 1,235,142
Members 474,353
Posts 29,213,161