Tangazo la ndoa

[Baba V]

love u 2 darling... Ila umepima mupenzi? Nahisi ulipotoka hakuna usalama

Kimekushtua hicho kikohozi kikavu hapo juu!!??!

 

[Chimbuvu]

Usalama kwanza mupenzi,hata sa hv twende wote

love u 2 darling... Ila umepima mupenzi? Nahisi ulipotoka hakuna usalama

 

[Lady doctor]

Kimekushtua hicho kikohozi kikavu hapo juu!!??!

nimeshtuka kweli mwenyekiti mpaka nimekuwa mpole ghafla

 

[Lady doctor]

kimenuka..


watu na anga zao hivi waijua historia ya uyo unaemng'ang'ania??

nilishaambiwa lakini nahisi wanampakazia

 

[stevoh]

stevoh........... Hapana chezea mimi.
Mie mutu mukali

weye mutu wa congo...

 

[stevoh]

Unataka nikutake ili uuze gazeti...!!!

mhh hili nalo neno...

Gazeti gani..... KISIWA?

jibu zuri....

 

[stevoh]

nilishaambiwa lakini nahisi wanampakazia

matope au??
Kama hujui kusoma hata picha NJITI hauoni?

 

[Lady doctor]

matope au??
Kama hujui kusoma hata picha NJITI hauoni?

halafu wewe! Ninawasiwasi na wewe

 

[Lady doctor]

Wewe nimekwambia unatakiwa kukagiliwa haraka sana kabla hujajichanganya humu. Hili ni jambo la lazima!!!!

Copy: Asprin, Baba V

nasikia wakaguzi wanamchezo mbaya, wala sitaki wanikague

 

[Filipo]

nasikia wakaguzi wanamchezo mbaya, wala sitaki wanikague

Kukaguliwa ni lazima, wala sio ombi! Hakuna hiari kwenye ukaguzi! Wala usiogope, nitakukagua vizuri hadi mwenyewe utafurahi!

 

[Arushaone]

hii kazi ya kuchagua mume imenishinda atii.... Hebu nichagulie!

Najichagua mimi niwe mumeo wa maisha.

 

[Lady doctor]

Najichagua mimi niwe mumeo wa maisha.

naona mnataka kunitafutia matatizo kwa wake zenu; king kan mkewe kanigeuza beki3 wake, slave naye analumbana na mkewe kutoa taraka, kwa chimbuvu napo napewa vitisho na madame B, manoah naye kilasiku anataka nimtathmini bado na wewe tena unataka uniongezee majanga...... Hivi single boys humu hamna?

 

[Arushaone]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Acha kushangaa; tangaza kamati ya ndoa fasta.

 

[Baba V]

naona mnataka kunitafutia matatizo kwa wake zenu; king kan mkewe kanigeuza beki3 wake, slave naye analumbana na mkewe kutoa taraka, kwa chimbuvu napo napewa vitisho na madame B, manoah naye kilasiku anataka nimtathmini bado na wewe tena unataka uniongezee majanga...... Hivi single boys humu hamna?

Single boys tupo, sema tu majukumu mengi.....wapi Asnam, nimekumiss

 

[Arushaone]

Lady doctor singo boy aliyemo humu ni mimi tu. Wengine wote wameshawowa.

 

[Baba V]

Acha kushangaa; tangaza kamati ya ndoa fasta.

Umeachiwa wewe!??? na zile gunia je!?

 

[Arushaone]

Umeachiwa wewe!??? na zile gunia je!?

"Subirini hapo naingia ndani kuchukua pesa za matumizi kule sero" walingoja sana! Chezeiya Arushaone na kitu cha Arusha weye?

 

[Baba V]

"Subirini hapo naingia ndani kuchukua pesa za matumizi kule sero" walingoja sana! Chezeiya Arushaone na kitu cha Arusha weye?

Ila wewe biashara yako nimeipenda kwa vile ni endelevu, sio kama Kinana..

 

[Lady doctor]

Single boys tupo, sema tu majukumu mengi.....wapi Asnam, nimekumiss

halafu wee ndio umeanza kuniwekea mikosi humu ndani kila nitakae date naye ni mume wa mtu bora niwe single girl forever nisije zibwa chururu bureee!!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Lady doctor singo boy aliyemo humu ni mimi tu. Wengine wote wameshawowa.

eti Baba v na Filipo nikweli anayosema Arushaone?