Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

[Depal]

Naaaaah,,
another e mail another id,,, easy peasy

Then you forget to come with a new writing skills 😂
Mara boom wasoma miandiko wanakudaka.
Na wanavyojua kuumbua 🤣

 

[Strawbella]

Eeh sikawi kupoteza amani yangu.. kwaiyo biashara ya shamba imekufa

ukiwa mfanyabiashara unatakiwa uwe na mbinu zote za kivita kama mjeda,sasa wewe umefeli...

 

[Mahondaw]

Sema hazibadiliki sana hii ni gregory2000 itakayokuja ni gregory4426

Baki na hiohio bana

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

ukiwa mfanyabiashara unatakiwa uwe na mbinu zote za kivita kama mjeda,sasa wewe umefeli...

😀😀😀 hapo acha ni fail tu.. maana hata shule sikuwai ku faulu 👷‍♂️👷‍♂️

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Then you forget to come with a new writing skills
Mara boom wasoma miandiko wanakudaka.
Na wanavyojua kuumbua

Nakuja na muandiko wa laha badala ya raha

 

[Depal]

Nakuja na muandiko wa laha badala ya raha

🤣🤣🤣 utawin

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

utawin

See! it's easy

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Baki na hiohio bana

Shem ugomvi wa behind the keyboard naweza sasa? Nitapata uvivu wa kuandika tu

 

[Nuzulati]

Tumechatika sana bila picha hebu tupate Tangazo kutoka kwa wadhamini wetu tafadhali

 

[Depal]

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 ukisikia njia panda ndiyo hiyo sasa

 

[Mahondaw]

Shem ugomvi wa behind the keyboard naweza sasa? Nitapata uvivu wa kuandika tu

Hivi kuna nini humu uwiiiii! Mie sielewi vizuri mjue!! Naomba samari pullliiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!?

 

[Jadda]

Ma'am wamaanisha nn

Haha come on you know What i mean

 

[Nuzulati]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ukisikia njia panda ndiyo hiyo sasa

Yaani ukisimama chale ukikaa Chale😬😂

 

[Heaven Sent]

nakuona tu.. jana umelala mbelee eeh 😀😀😁

Kama Injili. Si ulinigaya na boda yako

 

[Strawbella]

hapo acha ni fail tu.. maana hata shule sikuwai ku faulu

 

[Strawbella]

Tumechatika sana bila picha hebu tupate Tangazo kutoka kwa wadhamini wetu tafadhaliView attachment 2166033

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Tumechatika sana bila picha hebu tupate Tangazo kutoka kwa wadhamini wetu tafadhaliView attachment 2166033

 

[CAPTORHINOMORPHS]

Haha come on you know What i mean

Nooo for real i don't even have a clue

 

[Nyani Mzee Snr]

Kama Injili. Si ulinigaya na boda yako

Boda tena jamani 👷‍♂️👷‍♂️

 

[Jadda]

Hahaha, nimetoa mfano tu mkuu. Kimasihara inakuja automatically, huwa haipangwi na sidhani mtu anaweza kutoa boko/kimasihara kila mwezi, na huwa wadada hawatoi kimasihara, ni anaamua kabisa kuwa nampa huyu...

Teh kumbuka bongo mwanamke akifikisha miaka 30 hajaolewa anachukuliwaje? Na kwanini achukuliwe hivyo?