Selfika na JF: Snap it. Show it

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Thursday si bado haijaisha....🙃
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Hatimae Hatimae Selfika imeselfisha siku yangu...

Acha nishushe pumzi sasa,niendelee na ratiba zingine...

Haka ka UZI kazuri kumbe kanasaidia watu kusolve Puzzle zilizo vichwani...

 

[Heaven Sent]

Kwahiyo nisirushe ngumi shem wangu faida sana?

Huwezi amini nimefika hapa jamvini kwaajili yako...

Nilikua nipo hovyo hovyo sana nikagundua I was missing someone.

As it plays out...huyo mtu ni wewe.

Najua mdogo ako atabisha

Huna haja ya kuonyesha kung-fu zako

Hata Mimi nilikuwa najihisi kabisa siko sawa; something was missing. Hapa nipo kamili gado. Achana na huyo mvimba macho

 

[Heaven Sent]

Semeni basi hata Amen wanajamvi 🤣🤣

Ameeeeeeen

 

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Good night to you all 😘

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Najiulizaga mbona kuna watu wana like like sana comment za financial services

Kumbe bana sio comment wana like wanajua wanacho like,shenzi zao nimeshajua sababu

namimi nkiona comment natia like,staki kujua stori wala nini napita kama mkwepu jr

 

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Jizaz kraist, leo nimeungwa PREMIUM PACKAGE dstv nakula channel kama zote

 

[Pep]

Shem usisahau zile kaptura;

Ewaaa, kama zile za kipara mdogo

tutavaa hivyohivyo hata kama kuna baridi.

Nikiwa around baridi tupa kule, ntakupa hug saaaafi kabisa shem wangu

Sisi kwetu ndiyo wakubwa

Naam naam, kuna mtu ana ubavu wa kupangia wakubwa zake? 🤣🤣

 

[Pep]

Nakuvika jukumu hili jema kamanda Pep. Hakikisha hii pisi inajua kuogelea. Itafutie mwalimu wa kike ifundishwe vizuri. Ni muhimu sana!

Mwalimu wa kike....naaaam nimekupata ama kwa hakika mzee mwenzangu

 

[financial services]

Najiulizaga mbona kuna watu wana like like sana comment za financial services

Kumbe bana sio comment wana like wanajua wanacho like,shenzi zao nimeshajua sababu

namimi nkiona comment natia like,staki kujua stori wala nini napita kama mkwepu jr

Jamani hamna cha ziada ni picha tu hizo😂 kwahiyo nisubiri likes kwenye comments? Thank you in advance mkuu😂

 

[Saint Anne]

Kuna watu naona bangi imewakolea

 

[Saint Anne]

Vuta na wewe

Ili inikolee kama nyie🤣

 

[Saint Anne]

Huna haja ya kuonyesha kung-fu zako

Hata Mimi nilikuwa najihisi kabisa siko sawa; something was missing. Hapa nipo kamili gado. Achana na huyo mvimba macho

Yatawashinda

 

[Saint Anne]

Ewaaa, kama zile za kipara mdogo

Nikiwa around baridi tupa kule, ntakupa hug saaaafi kabisa shem wangu

Naam naam, kuna mtu ana ubavu wa kupangia wakubwa zake? 🤣🤣

Si mmeshindikana bwana😂

 

[Pep]

uwage na adabu wee mtu.
Ivi mkeo hajakuambia mie ni shem wako? Kaka kwa kutulia.
Eeeeh wee cheka tyuuh, maisha mafupi haya bhana, enjoy

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Mke wangu Anne? ambaye ni mtakatifu?

Sijajua kwanini hajakutambulisha mpaka sasa hivi.....kwa hili hajaupiga mwingi kwakweli

 

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Wapenzi wa hizi kazi, Sina habari na Mtu Na enjoy tu hii zawadi ya Uhai Mungu aliyonipatia.

Halafu kuna mtu anapta anapga hayawe hayawe ya rose muhando huko koridoni ananirushia stimuuuu

 

[Pep]

Si mmeshindikana bwana😂

Sisi ni wakubwa

Kwa kinyakiusa tunasema 'Atuganile ndimbwelu asajile afwilile.....anganile!"

Maana yake.....Adults get what they want...always!

 

[Depal]

Benki ya wananchi wa Jamuhuri ya Muungano wa Hazina

 

[Pep]

Huna haja ya kuonyesha kung-fu zako

Hata Mimi nilikuwa najihisi kabisa siko sawa; something was missing. Hapa nipo kamili gado. Achana na huyo mvimba macho

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nimecheka kwa nguvu kwa sauti nusu wanishushe hapa kwenye mwendokasi

 

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Neno pepsi tu limetosha kunipa kiu 😗

 

[Pep]

Kuna watu naona bangi imewakolea

Darling....would you show some respect and call it plant, please?

Ukisema bangi heshima yake iliyojijengea kwa kitambo inapungua...

 

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Nielekeze hii kichochoro naisikiaga sana,kuna wakati nawaza pakwenda nakosa