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[National Anthem]

😀😀😀 uliinjoi sana hiyo pisi, yaani automatic unakuta una hamu tu ya kurudi home coz mrembo hana gubu lazima wana wakusahau kwa kijiwe. Sijui kwa nini mahusiano matamu kama hayo huwa hayadumu

😅😅 banaa shetani ana nongwaa sana . yani unafanya harakari unawaza home tu.. ile umemaliza shwaa home.. unakuta mtoto nae karudi anakuvua shati, viatu suruwali anakupigia story kuondoa uchovu.. unaandaliwa chakula upendacho then unaogaaa unamkuta kitandani na kakanga kepesiii.. .. unaanzia wapi kuwa ku cheat mzee.. 😅😅😅😅 mtoto mwenye mnono kishenzi

 

[Mzee wa kupambania]

😅😅 banaa shetani ana nongwaa sana . yani unafanya harakari unawaza home tu.. ile umemaliza shwaa home.. unakuta mtoto nae karudi anakuvua shati, viatu suruwali anakupigia story kuondoa uchovu.. unaandaliwa chakula upendacho then unaogaaa unamkuta kitandani na kakanga kepesiii.. .. unaanzia wapi kuwa ku cheat mzee.. 😅😅😅😅 mtoto mwenye mnono kishenzi

😀😀😀 kwa mwendo huo huwezi kufikiria kucheat unakuta siku za weekend mtoto anakufanyia massage ukimaliza kula msosi mtamu unamla na mpishi mwenyewe

🎶 Ya nini, kuwa waruwaru nikuumize uende
Kwanini, niwe wa kuchovyachovya nikauingia mkenge
Niamini, nawe usije pata bichwa ukaota mapembe
Sababu wewe mzuri umepitiliza
Penzi lako mi linaniliza 🎶

 

[Mzee wa kupambania]

😅😅 banaa shetani ana nongwaa sana . yani unafanya harakari unawaza home tu.. ile umemaliza shwaa home.. unakuta mtoto nae karudi anakuvua shati, viatu suruwali anakupigia story kuondoa uchovu.. unaandaliwa chakula upendacho then unaogaaa unamkuta kitandani na kakanga kepesiii.. .. unaanzia wapi kuwa ku cheat mzee.. 😅😅😅😅 mtoto mwenye mnono kishenzi

Unakuta pisi kama hii ndo inakufanyia hizo mambo 😋

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Nikisemwa nasusa 🤣🤣

Utajirudi tu!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Usinikumbushe ambavyo tuliwahi kususiana for 2 weeks.🫣🫣🙈

Aliyesema boss hanuniwi apigwe mawe!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Oh Lady boss umetingwa na kazi za klayanti.

😁😁 huu unakaribia muda wa Jua kali, nitaianza wkend.

Mabosss ladies ni wale nilikua nawaibia notes mchana. Mi mpaka niache kuvaa sleepers kwenye meetings ndo ntaanza kuchukuliwa serious!🙈😁😁

Enjoy mwaya, ngoja mi nijiibie kausingizi kidogo kabla  klayanti hajaniteka tena!😵😵

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You've made my day with that flawless explanation of our political ideology😂😂😂....buuuuut, I wanted to know yours!

I'm a Puritan! A hardcore Medieval Puritan.......😁😁

 

[cocastic]

Mwanafunzi cocastic nakuita mara tatu.



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Jana na leoo.
Nambieee mzee wa hall 5.
Kuna mpyaa ganii???

 

[sumbai]

Jana na leoo.
Nambieee mzee wa hall 5.
Kuna mpyaa ganii???

Huyo aliyekuanzishia Uzi naomba apewe joining instruction ya kile chuo kule marekani chhenye jina gumu.

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[cocastic]

Huyo aliyekuanzishia Uzi naomba apewe joining instruction ya kile chuo kule marekani chhenye jina gumu.

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Uzi gani tenaaa?? Mbna sielewiiii jomoneee.

 

[kelphin]

Niko liver, final ya fa, semi final ya Europa, na naongoz league kwa point 5.
[emoji117]Kuna muda unapigiwa counter attack, mpaka unatamani kuingia kwenye tv ukakabe[emoji23][emoji23]

Afu muda hua unasepa kinoma
Ukija achia pad unakuta saa limekata

 

[Mzigua90]

....

 

[Dr Lizzy]

I'm a Puritan! A hardcore Medieval Puritan.......😁😁

A bit of a fanatic then...?😶

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Amka tumfurahishe klayanti Depal 🥴

 

[Depal]

Amka tumfurahishe klayanti Depal 🥴

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😂😂 ni hakuna kulala mpaka mambo ya klayanti yatimie.

 

[Depal]

Mabosss ladies ni wale nilikua nawaibia notes mchana. Mi mpaka niache kuvaa sleepers kwenye meetings ndo ntaanza kuchukuliwa serious!🙈😁😁

Enjoy mwaya, ngoja mi nijiibie kausingizi kidogo kabla  klayanti hajaniteka tena!😵😵

Lady boss usiye na makuu 😄 had kwa meeting unaenda na slipa!!
Hee maklayanti si watakuzoea sana 😄

 

[Depal]

Utajirudi tu!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Usinikumbushe ambavyo tuliwahi kususiana for 2 weeks.🫣🫣🙈

Aliyesema boss hanuniwi apigwe mawe!!

🤣 boss hanuniwi lakini kuna muda unatakiwa umchemshe kidogo

 

[Mwachiluwi]

Nimwambie Lenie hako ni ka aifon ngapi 😆😀

Hiyo track namba 2!! Eti umejuaje kama sio umbea 😂😂😂 Alooo

Kishindo cha wakoma 🔥🔥

😂😂😂😂 mbona na simu tatu mkuu

 

[myoyambendi]

Karibu mtindi semeji !!

Mjomba National Anthem unatumia mtindi??

Safiii

 

[myoyambendi]

Salam kwenu wadau

 

[myoyambendi]

Unakuta pisi kama hii ndo inakufanyia hizo mambo 😋

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