Rais Kikwete azuiliwa kuingia Denmark

[FaizaFoxy]

Kikwete anatisha!

Hata uzunguni wamemuogopa? Kuwa anaweza kuwa kichocheo cha wazungu kumpigia kura amtakae yeye.

Kwa hakika hii ni sifa kubwa sana na ni historia kama ni kweli.

 

[New Nytemare]

Teh teh aibu...

 

[tpaul]

Najiuliza na wao wakimaliza uongozi wanakujaga kuaga?

"waage" ili iweje? ni mandondocha ya kitanzania tu ndiyo yanajipendekeza kwenda kuaga. nchi hii ni kama vile inaongozwa na wendawazimu.

 

[Window7]

Anaacha kuwaaga wapiga kura anaaga wanyonyaji eti wamepewa jina la WAHISANI..!!

 

[tpaul]

wapwa zangu BAK tpaul MANI Elli njooni mjione yaliyomsibu baba yetu huko unyamwezini....

ndio akome kutangatanga nchi za watu, amezidi kuzurura...utadhani mama yake alimzalia njiani.

 

[MOTOCHINI]

Du! wenzetu kumpokea mgeni nikampeni imekaavyema, ukishinda ni uwezo wako na si vinginevyo

 

[Sibonike]

Mbona Tanzania hakuna anayekuja kuaga? Wala kujitambulisha?

 

[OLESAIDIMU]

Najiuliza na wao wakimaliza uongozi wanakujaga kuaga?

He who pays. . . . .

 

[kifutu]

Hao ccm wanarusha matangazo Yao bure?
Je ccm ITV, star tv, Chanel 10 Na nyinginezo inapata air time Kama vyama vingine?

Hebu fafanua vizuri Mkuu, nimetaka kukujibu lakini nikahisi sijaelewe vema ulichouliza, nisije kukujibu ndivyo sivyo!

 

[OleSaningo]

Nini faida ya TEHAMA

 

[TAWA]

Na yeye amezidi kutwa kucha yuko nyumba ya jirani acha afukuzwe.

Si ndo maisha ya kiswahili hayo, moto kwa jirani, chumvi kwa jirani mboga unaenda na bakuli kwa jirani

 

[Mtoto wa Mama Samia]

JK; hod humu.
Denmark; who are you?
JK; am the president of Tanzania.
Denmark; where are u going?
JK; Ha-ha-haa...(blablaa)
Denmark; be serious mr. president!!
JK;you know,..eeh.am coming to bid farewell.
Denmark; No way, we ar dealing with serious issues.come aftr three monthz.
JK; Hatuwez kuchakachua? i mean to manipulate.
Denmark; ar yo really the president of tz? We ar not of that shit busness.ok?

 

[Crocodiletooth]

Hivi slaa yupo inchi gani au yupo huko?

 

[Chakaza]

Aiseh!! hivi USA atakwenda lini kuaga?

Ataendaje kuaga kule wakati sasa kumekuwa kama nyumbani kwake?

 

[Mag3]

Fungeni milango anakuja....

Bwana nipe pesa
watoto wana njaa
lakini mke wako
anapenda kutangatanga
hata majirani
walichoka kumwona
wawa husema fungeni milango anakuja

Bwana nipe pesa
watoto wana njaa
lakini mke wako
anapenda kutangatanga
hata majirani
walichoka kumwona
wawa husema fungeni milango anakuja

watu wote wa Nairobi
wakuona kila siku
kuingia nyumba zote
zaachanga kali sana

tafadhali bwana rudi
watoto wanalia
sababu mke wako
ashazoea kutangatanga
sasa majirani
walichoka kumwona
wawa husema fungeni milango anakuja

maskini...

Bwana nipe pesa
watoto wana njaa
lakini mke wako
anapenda kutangatanga
hata majirani
walichoka kumwona
wawa husema fungeni milango anakuja

bwana nipe pesa
watoto wanalia
sababu mke wako
ashazoea kutangatanga
sasa majirani
walichoka kumwona
wawa husema fungeni milango anakuja

watu wote wa Mombasa
wakuona kila siku
kuingia nyumba zote
zaachanga kali sana

tafadhali bwana rudi
watoto wanalia
sababu mke wako
ashazoea kutangatanga
sasa majirani
walichoka kumwona
wawa husema fungeni milango anakuja

...by Orchestre Super Mazembe & Lo Six
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[tpaul]

JK; hod humu.
Denmark; who are you?
JK; am the president of Tanzania.
Denmark; where are u going?
JK; Ha-ha-haa...(blablaa)
Denmark; be serious mr. president!!
JK;you know,..eeh.am coming to bid farewell.
Denmark; No way, we ar dealing with serious issues.come aftr three monthz.
JK; Hatuwez kuchakachua? i mean to manipulate.
Denmark; ar yo really the president of tz? We ar not of that shit busness.ok?

hahahaha! nimecheka sana mkuu.

 

[Lancashire]

Huku kwetu Lowassa kanunua vyombo vya habari.kutangaza habari zake na kumsafisha.

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

nimekumbuka ule wimbo wa wakenya "watoto wanalia lakini mke wako anapenda kutanga tanga nao husema fungeni milango anakuja"

 

[britanicca]

jk; hod humu.
Denmark; who are you?
Jk; am the president of tanzania.
Denmark; where are u going?
Jk; ha-ha-haa...(blablaa)
denmark; be serious mr. President!!
Jk;you know,..eeh.am coming to bid farewell.
Denmark; no way, we ar dealing with serious issues.come aftr three monthz.
Jk; hatuwez kuchakachua? I mean to manipulate.
Denmark; ar yo really the president of tz? We ar not of that shit busness.ok?

am advocate rweyendera per say you have to attend kisutu magistrate court, to defended your statement actually

 

[Lusungo]

JK; hod humu.
Denmark; who are you?
JK; am the president of Tanzania.
Denmark; where are u going?
JK; Ha-ha-haa...(blablaa)
Denmark; be serious mr. president!!
JK;you know,..eeh.am coming to bid farewell.
Denmark; No way, we ar dealing with serious issues.come aftr three monthz.
JK; Hatuwez kuchakachua? i mean to manipulate.
Denmark; ar yo really the president of tz? We ar not of that shit busness.ok?

Ha ha ha ha kazi kweli kweli....