please daniel...

[Preety]

First, this dude is a wimp.

Second, he is an embarrassment to all manly men all around the world.

Third, he is the epitome of a girly man.

And for that, he gets his man card stripped, then he needs to get his ass whupped and sent to a boot camp somewhere.

Hopefully that will toughen him up a bit.

Matters of the heart mkuu!

 

[shmd65]

hujajifunza tu kutoka kwa Munisi na Mushi wa Ufoo?

Bado dah kwa mtindo huu natangaza kutafuta mwanaume mmachame humu

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

ah akwende huko!
mwanaume wa kulia lia hiv nani anataka!?

Pengine huu ni mwanzo bado hajakomaa! lol

 

[Preta]

Pumbavvvvvv mwanaume gani unajiliza kibwege namna hiyo kisa mwanamke?

Nashangaa.......mi sio man lakini siwezi kunyaranyara ki fa la namna hiyo mbele ya demu......atakuona m s****e......

 

[snowhite]

ah!
kankeraaa hh!

Pengine huu ni mwanzo bado hajakomaa! lol

 

[ERoni]

We sema tu!
Njaa haina baunsa.....ohoo!

Njaa? Karne hii kweli kama wataka kula utalala njaa?
Hawa ndo watongoza afu wanauliza jinsi ya kuomba gem, lol...

 

[Karucee]

First, this dude is a wimp.

Second, he is an embarrassment to all manly men all around the world.

Third, he is the epitome of a girly man.

And for that, he gets his man card stripped, then he needs to get his ass whupped and sent to a boot camp somewhere.

Hopefully that will toughen him up a bit.

Lets hope so. Werent you too hard on him NN?
BAK, The Boss, what would you say to this dude in distress? SHERRIF ARPAIO
I now truly feel for him.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Lets hope so. Werent you too hard on him NN?
BAK, The Boss, what would you say to this dude in distress? SHERRIF ARPAIO
I now truly feel for him.

What kinda man acts like a damsel in distress? Would you be attracted to a man like that?

 

[figganigga]

Mkuu mademu ishi naye kwa akili. Akienda kombo usiende naye. Wapo wengi ambao wana uwezo kukufanya ufurahi zaidi ya huyo. Mara ya kwanza utaumia but ukivumilia utasahau tena fasta sana. Demu akinikukimbia muache atarudi analia.

 

[Nicas Mtei]

mi nachowapendea WAUME ZANGU!
EHEHEHHEHEHHEH NI NAMNA MNAVYOWEZA KUNIPIGANIA ASEE!
ikiwa naleta ubishi ni bora MUONDOKE WOTE !hapo tu!
FEEELING VEEERY SPECIAL!!!
ahahahahhahhahhahah cha gharama HULINDWA atiiiii!

Hahaha kwa gharama yoyote ile tutahakikisha kuwa mke wetu unakuwa salama salimini.

 

[uvugizi]

pole! tema mate tumchape daniel

du!!!!! umeniacha hoi

 

[Kaunga]

I know una uwezo wa kifedha, u are good physically,I can not compete with u for that, na una kila sifa za kupendwa na mwanamke yeyote, na najua una uwezo wa kumchukua demu wangu hilo sipingi , but please she means everything to me, najua kuna wasichana wengi but my heart umekwama kwake,sina jeuri yeyote ya kupambana na wewe daniel, nakuomba tu uniachie demu wangu, najua umenizidi kwa vyote but please...

Jolene x3 l am begging of u please don't take my man. You can have a choice of men, but l could not love again, he is the only one for me Jolene.

Dolly Parton aliimba.

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Nashangaa.......mi sio man lakini siwezi kunyaranyara ki fa la namna hiyo mbele ya demu......atakuona m s****e......

Kuna mijitu inakera sana. Hao ndo chanzo cha kina consolatha wengi

 

[Karucee]

What kinda man acts like a damsel in distress? Would you be attracted to a man like that?

Certainly Not. I would be attracted to the Alpha Male.

 

[Swts]

Daniel Myl.... Come here mydear!
Lol

 

[Karucee]

Jolene x3 l am begging of u please don't take my man. You can have a choice of men, but l could not love again, he is the only one for me Jolene.

Dolly Parton aliimba.

There should be another for Daniel.

 

[snowhite]

There should be another for Daniel.

Usher Raymond alijisemeaga SAME GIRL!
Michael Jaskon(ahahhahahha hii sijawahi kutaka iwe tofauti na ninavyoitamka)alijibizana na nani yuleeee
THE GIRL IS MINE!
hata wacko jacko na umayai wake wote ule lakini ALIKOMAA!
sasa huyu anatuletea habari za Dolly Parton na Esther Wassira aliyetoa swahili version ya same wimbo akauita "Sheila"
mxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiu!
MWANAUME AKIWA MWANAUME is a real THIIIIING! aseee

 

[TIMING]

I know una uwezo wa kifedha, u are good physically,I can not compete with u for that, na una kila sifa za kupendwa na mwanamke yeyote, na najua una uwezo wa kumchukua demu wangu hilo sipingi , but please she means everything to me, najua kuna wasichana wengi but my heart umekwama kwake,sina jeuri yeyote ya kupambana na wewe daniel, nakuomba tu uniachie demu wangu, najua umenizidi kwa vyote but please...

pole sana,

Naamini kabisa hajakuzidi ustaarabu na utu, ndio maana umeweka ujumbe kwake

wasiwasi wangu sijui huyo Daniel ndio kama Yahaya, au ni daniel wa kweli, na kama ni wa kweli... je yupo JF?

Kamanda, sio kila mwenye wajihi, pesa nk.

You may have a magic pill, and you dont know it

You need to man up a little

 

[Window7]

Tafuta bastola..

 

[BAK]

He is an embarrassment to society therefore no need to waste my time. SMDH!!!

Lets hope so. Werent you too hard on him NN?
BAK, The Boss, what would you say to this dude in distress? SHERRIF ARPAIO
I now truly feel for him.