Nimerudi Naombeni Mwongozo......

[Madame B]

Madame B uwa binamu hapana
kama ni hela tutatafuta huku huku mererani.

Mamndenyi ugomvi wetu bado uko palepale?
Kama mume wetu MziziMkavu nimeshakuachia.
Hadi huu ubinamu wangu na Mr Rocky waumendea?
Penda Kucha na Meno yako.

 

[Madame B]

Mamndenyi hao ni binamu tuu walahatuna lolote hata muulize Madame B na Paloma watakuambia hata Passion Lady atakupa jibu
Katavi hayo umesema wewe hao ni binamu zangu bana

Mwambie kwa sauti asikie.

 

[Madame B]

Kumbe hauko single??mnaachana lini???

Niko single kwa muda.

 

[Madame B]

Punguza mikwara basi dada yangu. Hao mashemeg kazi wanayo

Sipendi kuona mdogo wangu wataabika ingali mimi niko hai.
Nikidedi je?

 

[Madame B]

mmmh Madame B hivi unamfahamu vizuri
kama hauniamini muulize Arushaone.

Tulia hvo hvo, na ukiendelea kuchonga, nitaubadili U binamu uwe U mtarajiwa.
Mamndenyi, mbona wivu?
Khaa

 

[Madame B]

Singo ni neno adimu sana kwa Madame B mkuu Nsuri.

Kwani bado unan'taka?
Funguka tu mtalaka wangu.
Copy kwa mkeo wa kwanya: Mamndenyi.

 

[Madame B]

Mimi nataka nijue divorce date yake ili nichukue jumla

Mie bila talaka Nsuri, ukinihitaji mtume binamu yangu Mr Rocky.

 

[Madame B]

Unasema kweli...??

Kweli tena Mndele wangt King'asti yuko single, ila halahala Ban, kucha na jino.

 

[CharmingLady]

Halafu binti yako charminglady nampendaje lol
Na yeye analindwa au hakuna ulinzi?

Aione my hezbendi @C6

 

[CharmingLady]

Mbona yeye hakupendi...hiyo ndiyo silaha yake kubwa

Yaan simpendi hata ukucha!!!!

 

[Mamndenyi]

MziziMkavu wamemshindwa wanawake wa kithungu mie nimpeleke wapi Madame B hivi kwanini kila mara tunakutana daaah
ila kwa Mr Rocky tutaelewana vibaya shosti.

Mamndenyi ugomvi wetu bado uko palepale?
Kama mume wetu MziziMkavu nimeshakuachia.
Hadi huu ubinamu wangu na Mr Rocky waumendea?
Penda Kucha na Meno yako.

 

[Watu8]

Yaan simpendi hata ukucha!!!!

cc: Erickb52

 

[Erickb52]

Gud boy..

Nipe zawadi

 

[Erickb52]

Aione my hezbendi @C6

Wakati alikumwaga

 

[Nsuri]

Mie bila talaka Nsuri, ukinihitaji mtume binamu yangu Mr Rocky.

Mr Rocky come this way, saidia bwana, Mtoto Madame B anataka approval yako

 

[Erickb52]

cc: Erickb52

We baba charminglady mbona humpi bintiyo uhuru?

 

[Madame B]

MziziMkavu wamemshindwa wanawake wa kithungu mie nimpeleke wapi Madame B hivi kwanini kila mara tunakutana daaah
ila kwa Mr Rocky tutaelewana vibaya shosti.

Ukiona hvo, ujue Mungu anapenda tuwe wake wenza.

 

[Madame B]

Mr Rocky come this way, saidia bwana, Mtoto Madame B anataka approval yako

Ngoja wenye mwili wao wakusikie.

 

[Nsuri]

Ngoja wenye mwili wao wakusikie.

Mbona wewe kigeugeu???

 

[Mamndenyi]

uke wenza kwangu hapana
bora niwe peke yangu

Ukiona hvo, ujue Mungu anapenda tuwe wake wenza.