Nataka kumchumbia mke wa sosoliso....

[Paloma]

Akiwa mashuani ni nahodha, ingawa anakaa nyuma mashua inafika salama swalmat! Hali kadhalika motokaa huendesha kwa umakini, mafuta haishiwi hovyo,oil iko safi na maji pia! huwa makini na mashimo, seatbelts mpaka mwisho wa safari! Tonykp nampenda sana nahodha na dereva wangu sosoliso huwa hakatishi safari

Hata mi naona.........sasa sosoliso ni nahodha au dereva?kwa mfano......

 

[Paloma]

Nipo kwa ajili yake! Nitamuokoa! Ujiandae kupokea zigo lako la jiwe katika jumba lako la vioo ulilohongwa na hawara yako Bishanga

ole wako nitakufunga jiwe la kusagia nikutupe baharini kuliko kumkosea manoah

 

[Paloma]

manoah naenda bububu kukuroga upate mwanamke akutulize! Tena hapa nimekufanyia feva sana baada ya kuombwa sana nisiharibu kifanyio chako. Mshukuru huyu unayetaja kumuibia mkewe! Ana utu sana na huruma huyu sosoliso

 

[Arabela]

Best, wanatusakama hawa! Na sie ndo kwanza twazidi kupendana! sosoliso nampenda sana mwenzenu, mpaka nauonea wivu moyo wangu mwenyewe!

wala usitie shaka hawawawezi mmezaliwa mzeeke pamoja jaman best

 

[Zero One Two]

saudari usiwe na shaka.. mapinduzi yanashika kasi

manoah hapo umechagua, tena nakusihi umalize mipsngo mapema maana Paloma hana shida saaana ila huyo sosoliso ndo ana wivu kama nini.

Nilikuwa najiuliza kla siku "nitapata wapi shemeji atakaye mrisi SOSO maana sijatokea kumpena"

1. Haendani kabisa na Paloma maana Soso ni lirefu kama nini hala Palo ni mfupi kama nukta.
2. Soso ana likitambi likubwa hivyo anatembeaga kwa shida.
3. Soso hajui kuongea vizuri kilugha chetu.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Paloma zali la mentali hilo limekushukia na freelander juu,Mungu akupe nini,changamkia mkoko,haya mambo ya kumtembelea sosoliso kwake mbagala charambe kwa chai maharage ,choo passport size achana nayo,mwanangu manoah juzi tu nimemnunulia nyumba sinza.
Sos: inspekta haroun.

Like son like baba yake.

 

[Zero One Two]

good! Dadi muambie huyo

Paloma zali la mentali hilo limekushukia na freelander juu,Mungu akupe nini,changamkia mkoko,haya mambo ya kumtembelea sosoliso kwake mbagala charambe kwa chai maharage ,choo passport size achana nayo,mwanangu manoah juzi tu nimemnunulia nyumba sinza.
Sos: inspekta haroun.

 

[Zero One Two]

Thanks dadi! like father like ..........

manoah.......una akili sana wewe.

 

[Zero One Two]

muambie huyo.. dadi

We endelea tu kumpaka sosoliso mafuta kwa mgongo wa chupa wakati nyendo zako tunazijua.... manoah juu juu juu zaidi!

 

[Zero One Two]

Copy: mkunga , Medical Doctor na Nurse

Hujambo mkwe mimisa? Mkiamka msalimie manoah,kamimba vipi kashaingia! Maana ile hanemuuni......

 

[Zero One Two]

Tonykp ...! Jumatatu nitakua A-town

Shem wangu mimisa imekuaje tena na kaka yangu manoah ? Ile ndoa yangu feki na yule jambazi iliisha sasa najipanga upya umbue ni suggestie nani ni hook nae recently maana upweke umenishinda

 

[Zero One Two]

unaniroga ili nitulie na mke wa sosoliso?

manoah naenda bububu kukuroga upate mwanamke akutulize! Tena hapa nimekufanyia feva sana baada ya kuombwa sana nisiharibu kifanyio chako. Mshukuru huyu unayetaja kumuibia mkewe! Ana utu sana na huruma huyu sosoliso

 

[Zion Daughter]

Hapa mnadiskasheni gani?!

 

[Tonykp]

Tonykp ...! Jumatatu nitakua A-town

Karibu sana mkuu namba hiyo nipigie 0767000000

 

[Tonykp]

Hapa mnadiskasheni gani?!

Unataka. Diskasheni sio...hamna zaidi yakutongozana. ...upo Zion Daughter

 

[Chocs]

Umefwata mwongozo lakini?

 

[Baba V]

Natangaza rasmi, kua nataka nimchumbie mke wa sosoliso awe mke mdogo, kibubu changu karibia kiteremshe freelander from UK ya 2012.

Copy: dadi Bishanga

mama mdogo The secretary
mama mzazi gfsonwin na Mamndenyi

Umevurugwa eeh..!??? tuonane ofisini..

 

[Baba V]

Thanks dadi! like father like ..........

Like father like son...

 

[Tonykp]

Umefwata mwongozo lakini?

Upo aiseeeee

 

[Paloma]

Kwa kweli mwenyekiti, huyu amemkosea sana nidhamu mume wangu! Naomba kwa heshma ya ofisi yako huyu manoah achukuliwe hatua za kinidhamu! Ozawaiz mimi nitachukua hatua zangu binafsi na nitaomba nisiingiliwe!

Umevurugwa eeh..!??? tuonane ofisini..