Nambie kwanini mimi nisinywe pombe?

[Quan Lup]

Nimeiacha pombe zaidi ya 15 year Sasa , siwezi kuirudia, kupenda wanawake sio ulevi ni tabia, iyo tabia Ipo Kwa makundi yote wanao kunywa pombe na wasio kunywa pombe. Kwahiyo kutokunwa pombe hakumfanyi MTU kuwa Malaya.

Hata hivyo fanya kinachofurahisha moyo wako tusipangiane starehe.

Relax man huwezi ninsema kwamba mimi nakunywa pombe maana watu wengi watunyooshea kidole

 

[kyagata]

Kwema wakuu

Nikiona mtu anamuambia mtu asinywe pombe namuona kama ana matatizo ya akili.

Hapo unakuta
1.Anakunywa Ernegy
2.Soda Pepsii Bariidi
3.Anapenda wanawake balaa
4.Anakula Gomba na Skanska

Mpumbavu wewe

Kuberi

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Kumbe mdadaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dr am 4 real PhD watambulishe mwenyekiti

Haaahaa 😂 😁 aiseeee

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Tuanzishe sisi bwashee mshana naona kupokea ushauri wetu kazeeka sana😅

Sawa mkuu tuanzisheee 😊😊

 

[min -me]

Haaahaa 😂 😁 aiseeee

Pombe sio uji bwashee

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Pombe sio uji bwashee

Noma sanaaa

 

[min -me]

Noma sanaaa

Duh mpka now nimelewa , kuna ka pombe nilikanywa ni kidogo mno ila kanalewesha mno

 

[Dr am 4 real PhD]

Duh mpka now nimelewa , kuna ka pombe nilikanywa ni kidogo mno ila kanalewesha mno

Inabidi uongezee tena kuzimuaa then supuuu

 

[min -me]

Inabidi uongezee tena kuzimuaa then supuuu

Hahahaha hapo ni kulala tu bwashee

 

[Nelly Willy]

Madhara ya pombe
Kufirwa
Kutombwa
Kujidhalilisha
Kunuka mdomo kama mavi
Kufilisika
Ugomvi
Kuchoshwa
Hangover

 

[std7]

Beira Boy njoo huku uwahubirie walevi

 

[Beira Boy]

Beira Boy njoo huku uwahubirie walevi

Asante sana mtumish nikipata mda nitatoa darasa kidogo kwa hawa kondoo wa BWANA

 

[Demi]

Situmii pombe na hivyo vyote ulivyovitaja pia simo.

Lengo mahususi sio kuchelewesha kifo(huo utakuwa ni upuuzi) lengo kuu ni kutunza utimamu wa akili Ili kujiepusha na maamuzi mabaya.

Mwanangu upo vizuri. Am proud of you son.

 

[Poor Brain]

Stupid kabisa wengine ndo wanafanya uchafu wa maumbile km huyu Poor Brain anasema sio dhambi ety dhambi ni kula kitimoto

Mshenzi sana huyu mtoto mla kitimoto poor brain maarfufu km mbamizwa kobaa,, nduguye mbamizwa katumeni cc DIVISHENI FOO

Mkuu mimi sili kitimoto
Mkuu mimi pia sifanyi uchafu wa kimaumbile

Acha kusambaza mambo ya ajabu mi jilichosemq kitimoto ina dhambi kubwa kuliko ishunya kulana

 

[Poor Brain]

Kesho jumuiya tutasali kwa Poor Brain awahi awashe mshumaa,

Wanajumuiya wa Thomas More, tuwahi

Tumsifu Yesu kristo

We jamaa mimi ni mwislam safi

 

[God is Dead]

Miafrika ni mijinga,

 

[God is Dead]

Mkuu mimi sili kitimoto
Mkuu mimi pia sifanyi uchafu wa kimaumbile

Acha kusambaza mambo ya ajabu mi jilichosemq kitimoto ina dhambi kubwa kuliko ishunya kulana

Dhambi ni hisia ya kiyahudi mkuu,
What is pure Tanzania, why mixed feelings...

Back in days
Everything Greek turned roman
Everything roman turned German
Everything German turned Europe
Everything Europe turned American
Everything American turned worldwide...

 

[Poor Brain]

Dhambi ni hisia ya kiyahudi mkuu,
What is pure Tanzania, why mixed feelings...

Back in days
Everything Greek turned roman
Everything roman turned German
Everything German turned Europe
Everything Europe turned American
Everything American turned worldwide...

Mkuu acha mambo yako ya ukafiri hapa..
Unataka kunishawishi nile laana ambayo mungu kapiga marufuku

Shame on you
Did you even know how faith i have

 

[kina kirefu]

kunywa mkuu ,usije kunywa wanamtandao wakiwepo na ukazidiwa ,kesho yake kukaa utapata shida.

 

[God is Dead]

Mkuu acha mambo yako ya ukafiri hapa..
Unataka kunishawishi nile laana ambayo mungu kapiga marufuku

Shame on you
Did you even know how faith i have

Mkuu tupo kwenye pori, unaweza kula au kunywa chochote, kinachokutatiza wewe ni joka la kimaadili, ipo siku nikipata wasaa nitakupatia simulizi ya joka...
Ni joka jeusi la kutisha, ukipambana nalo utakwisha,
Ana undugu na Sababu, mtu anampenda pia.

Sokwe mtu anapenda maneno kuliko anavyopenda asili yake,
Hata John alimzungumzia joka kwenye kitabu cha ufunuo, aliadhibiwa baada ya kumpa uhuru mnyama..


Hahahaha joka ni balaa.