Mdahalo: Kids Vs Spouses

[Bishanga]

Wakuu katika this thread... Nimesoma kila Post na zimekua very very insightful... Kama shemeji yangu ODM alivosema katika libandiko lake lirefu la mwisho... The Great thing kuhusiana na hii topic ni the fact kua Most wameongea out of one's own expreriences on the matter... I really look forward to other Great discussions kama hizi... Yaani hata mtu ambae hajachangia anaona raha kusoma thread no matter the number of pages....

nshakwambia fungua uzi wa 'watoto wa nje' tujimwage hapa,mbona husikii,ntakuchapa!

 

[klorokwini]

Dah! nimevumbua! Nimevumbua aisee

Kumbe unaweza ukajiPM mwenyewe hapa JF ukiamua.

Hii ni habari njema kwa wale wanaojiskia lonely.

enhee tuendeleeni na mjadala wajameni.

 

[Asprin]

Orait hebu kagua apo juu nimekugongea nini?

Hiyo makitu uliyogonga ndo chakula yangu. Hebu mwambie na Shem akanigee maji ya kunywa kwenye hiyo yuziful posti.

 

[AshaDii]

Sasa wifi oups sorry shem, mbona humwambii hubby naye aje anigongeeka-like? Mi bila kugongewa ka-Like huwa najihisi kama mochware inanitafuta!

Kabla sijaenda mbali hebu jieleze hapo.... Kama familia yenu imenichoka mko wazi kusema... itauma but life will go on!

Mimi Like sigongi na nakusimamisha uanachama bila malipo kwa wiki hii utakayokuwa na hii ratiba (for I know its only one week huwezi kuifata) hadi utubu kwa nini umetoa the obvious?:smash:

Kaizer dear naona wanitafuta maneno Mpenzi...

Kama ni hivyo, hapo kwenye jumanne na jumatano pa-edit kidogo ufute hilo neno grants........ Hommie akikamata hiyo makitu unaweza omba likizo urudi kwa wanao.......(his last girlfriend used to call him horse rider!)LOL

Gosh!!! To think that what i call him is almost close... (the galfriend didn't get half of what i am getting if she called him that!!)

Kwa hisani ya watu wa Libya, leo sitaki kumuuzi shem wangu! Hii ni ratiba ya mwezi mzima I mean mwaka mzima wa 2010.

Shemeji sometimes i don't know why i love him.... Yaaani hunifinyanga this heart of mine mpaka basi.... BUT I am telling you his days are numbered.... Wee shahidi yangu.... (PA anajua mpango mzima! this is madness Khhaa!)

 

[AshaDii]

ADii,

Hivi ulishasikia kuwa jina la utani (la kijiweni) linapata kasi ukilikataa??? Ndiyo maana nakushauri uone ni furaha tu watu kushindwa kukutofautisha na baadhi ya members...labda kama kuna deception ya aina fulani!! Na hata kama ipo, haya mambo tunayafanya kwa imani kwamba hatujuani..Kwa hiyo hayatakiwi kukusabishia real damage kwa hali yoyote ile!

Binafsi nitasikitika kama comment mbaya juu yangu ataitoa mtu ambaye ananifahamu...Kwa wasio nifahamu, wana haki ya kutafuta vivuli kwa kadri wawezavyo ili wajiridhishe kwamba walau wamejenga image yangu..

Which is not bad at all........Jitahidi kuhandle imotions za upande wa pili kwa sababu umekubali kuwepo hapa na kujumuika na kila mtu...huwezi tena kubagua mijusi, kenge, na hata wadudu!!

Mzee DC Nimekupata.... Na nitafuata kila neno la hii post.... THANK YOU. Ni maneno ya msingi ambayo umeyatoa angle ambayo sikutazamia, hivo appreciated saana. Usishangae kwa post hii ukiambiwa kesho wewe ni mimi....lol

 

[AshaDii]

Sasa wewe unanipa usongo sasa...Ngoja kwanza niende lunch..Nitakuja kuomba ushauri nipate pa kuanzia!!

Hope hutanibania!

Siwezi kukubania.... Kwanza kabisa anza na The Boss... guide to Nyumba ndogo.... Ukimaliza hio ni PM.... Nikupe muendelezo wa Muongozo....

 

[Asprin]

Kabla sijaenda mbali hebu jieleze hapo.... Kama familia yenu imenichoka mko wazi kusema... itauma but life will go on!

Gosh!!! To think that what i call him is almost close... (the galfriend didn't get half of what i am getting if she called him that!!)

Shemeji sometimes i don't know why i love him.... Yaaani hunifinyanga this heart of mine mpaka basi.... BUT I am telling you his days are numbered.... Wee shahidi yangu.... (PA anajua mpango mzima! this is madness Khhaa!)

Shem nikikonect dots kwenye hizo bold............... Looooooooo! Without you our family will never be the same! Futa kauli yako!

And who is this PA and what does PA stand for? For am planning to assassinate some one! Gaddafi is lonely upthere......

 

[Dark City]

Mzee DC Nimekupata.... Na nitafuata kila neno la hii post.... THANK YOU. Ni maneno ya msingi ambayo umeyatoa angle ambayo sikutazamia, hivo appreciated saana. Usishangae kwa post hii ukiambiwa kesho wewe ni mimi....lol[/QUOTE]

Nitafurahi sana kwani huwa naamini Mama DC peke yake ndiye anayenifahamu...Sasa kama watu wote wananifahamu ataendeleaje kujiona nambari wani?? At least nikipata watu wakunimix na wadau wengine itakuwa great ili utukufu ubaki kwa mwenye nao (in this case, my nambari wani)!!

 

[Dark City]

Siwezi kukubania.... Kwanza kabisa anza na The Boss... guide to Nyumba ndogo.... Ukimaliza hio ni PM.... Nikupe muendelezo wa Muongozo....

Ahsante sana dada yangu,

Pamoja sana....!!

 

[Asprin]

Dah! nimevumbua! Nimevumbua aisee

Kumbe unaweza ukajiPM mwenyewe hapa JF ukiamua.

Hii ni habari njema kwa wale wanaojiskia lonely.

enhee tuendeleeni na mjadala wajameni.

Aisee we mwongo aisee. NimejiPM haijafika. Inawezekana umejiPM kwa ile ID yako nyingine habu kagua vizuri afu fanyia kazi uvumbuzi wako.

Jibu unitumie kwa PM kwenye ile ID yangu ya sita.

 

[AshaDii]

nshakwambia fungua uzi wa 'watoto wa nje' tujimwage hapa,mbona husikii,ntakuchapa!

Jamani B'... Zinapokuwepo threads ambazo zinahitaji attention yangu kama hii... Siwezi rusha uzi... For sasa nagawa concetration which is not good... Be patient huo uzi utakuja soon... Hivo naomba usinichape bana.... (Hivi unajua kua mtu mzima achapwi lakini?? )

 

[klorokwini]

Shem nikikonect dots kwenye hizo bold............... Looooooooo! Without you our family will never be the same! Futa kauli yako!

And who is this PA and what does PA stand for? For am planning to assassinate some one! Gaddafi is lonely upthere......

heheeh hapo red hapo

 

[klorokwini]

Aisee we mwongo aisee. NimejiPM haijafika. Inawezekana umejiPM kwa ile ID yako nyingine habu kagua vizuri afu fanyia kazi uvumbuzi wako.

Jibu unitumie kwa PM kwenye ile ID yangu ya sita.

Unatumia Nokia tochi? hehehe hapa leo tangu asubuhi najiPM tu.

 

[Asprin]

Jamani B'... Zinapokuwepo threads ambazo zinahitaji attention yangu kama hii... Siwezi rusha uzi... For sasa nagawa concetration which is not good... Be patient huo uzi utakuja soon... Hivo naomba usinichape bana.... (Hivi unajua kua mtu mzima achapwi lakini?? )

Yani nieamini mkiishi pamoja kwa muda mrefu mkiwa mnapendana kila kitu kinafanana. Yani shem mwandiko wako umefanana na wa hommie huwezi amini. Au umemwibia penseli yake?

 

[Asprin]

Unatumia Nokia tochi? hehehe hapa leo tangu asubuhi najiPM tu.

Natumia Blackberry ya kichina nimenunua kwenye duka la simu used pale Magomeni Makuti!

 

[klorokwini]

Natumia Blackberry ya kichina nimenunua kwenye duka la simu used pale Magomeni Makuti!

Kama ina antenna, elekezea makambako, huko ndo kuna mnara wa kuunganisha self service PM.

 

[Asprin]

Kama ina antenna, elekezea makambako, huko ndo kuna mnara wa kuunganisha self service PM.

Hahahahaha......... dah! Kama nimeielekeza makao makuu ya Vodacom lakini netiweki imegoma nikiielekeza makambako si katalipuka? Nimestuka!

 

[AshaDii]

Shem nikikonect dots kwenye hizo bold............... Looooooooo! Without you our family will never be the same! Futa kauli yako!

And who is this PA and what does PA stand for? For am planning to assassinate some one! Gaddafi is lonely upthere......

Ohoo!! Memo haikufika??? PA ni obedient kid bro wa Sweetie maarufu kwa The Finest....lol


(Yale yalikua majigambo tu!! Hivi unaamini naweza ishi nje ya hio familia?? Sina kabisa ubavu... I will die!)

 

[Rejao]

Hahahahaha......... dah! Kama nimeielekeza makao makuu ya Vodacom lakini netiweki imegoma nikiielekeza makambako si katalipuka? Nimestuka!

Natamani muendelee hivi hivi tablets!

 

[Kaizer]

Kaizer dear naona wanitafuta maneno Mpenzi...
Gosh!!! To think that what i call him is almost close... (the galfriend didn't get half of what i am getting if she called him that!!
Shemeji sometimes i don't know why i love him.... Yaaani hunifinyanga this heart of mine mpaka basi.... BUT I am telling you his days are numbered.... Wee shahidi yangu.... (PA anajua mpango mzima! this is madness Khhaa!)

you know what babe...you don wanna know coz thats the reason to love in da first place

baada ya hayo, hommie hebu do ze nidiful msimu huu wa maombolezo ya Ghadaffi, uje na grants chupa mbili. we ntakutengenezea Gin tonic