Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[hamis77]

Mmekimbia jukwaa lenu mmenda jukwaa la Arsenal kujifariji

 

[xYz07]

Onana mafuti weki

 

[NtYga]

Former United defender Paul Parker on Marcus Rashford:

"I was criticising Rashford when he scored goals because I wanted him to provide more for the team. Now, he is not scoring goals anymore, and his decision-making is still poor,"

"Everyone was saying that he was winning Man United games, but the only thing they could come up with is that he was scoring goals.

"It has taken people a while, but now they are finally seeing that he is not contributing to anything.

"He should be because he is a fast winger with decent technical abilities, but in fact, he is just a selfish player who lives on the back of being good in February.

"I think that Man United rushed in too quickly to give him this huge contract. Overall, he has been delivering a poor return throughout his Man United career. That's a fact."

"What he is doing is something you would expect to see in a schoolyard from a petulant child. You wouldn't expect it to happen at Old Trafford. Not in a million years.

"But he does that every single time, and it shows me that he might not be a player for Man United after all. He needs to change his game and his attitude."

#𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙨
#𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙠𝙝𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙄𝙣𝘼𝙩𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙐𝙩𝙙
#𝙂𝙡𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙊𝙐𝙏
#𝙂𝙂𝙈𝙐

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[NtYga]

𝐈𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜 on 𝐓𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐚𝐡: “What is the experience of this coach? Young talents then he comes to United… Man United is different mentality, different players”

“You come to United, you do the same thing”

#𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙨
#𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙠𝙝𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙄𝙣𝘼𝙩𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙐𝙩𝙙
#𝙂𝙡𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙊𝙐𝙏
#𝙂𝙂𝙈𝙐

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[xYz07]

I predicted huyu kocha hatafika Christmas, and am confident on that

6 losses in 10 LOOOOOOOOL

 

[NtYga]

| BREAKING: Manchester United have sent a scout to Lisbon to closely monitor Sporting centre-back Gonçalo Inácio over the next couple of months ahead of launching a bid in January! United are prepared to trigger his £52m release 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞.

#𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙨
#𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙠𝙝𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙄𝙣𝘼𝙩𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙐𝙩𝙙
#𝙂𝙡𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙧𝙊𝙐𝙏
#𝙂𝙂𝙈𝙐

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[ARV]

TRIP SHAMBA TRIP GEREJI

Unawapa credit kubwa sana Palace jinsi walivyokuwa wabapambana kupata ambacho walikuwa wamekifuata pale Old Trafford

1: Zuia kwa idadi kubwa ya wachezaji bila mpira katika 5-4-1

2: Achana na kuwa press Man United , bali mpira ukipotea rudi nyuma na funga space katikati ya uwanja waache pembeni wapige krosi

3: Ukipata mali hakuna kubutua , unawatumia Mateta kukaa nao , Ayew kutembea nao pembeni na Eze kutembea nao nyuma ya kiungo cha United

4: Mwisho Sam Johnstone fanya kazi yako golini . Easy point tatu wanarudi nazo London ( Nyie bakini kushinda mechi ya Carabao Cup )

Man United sijui unaanzia wapi ?

1: Chaos football . Hakuna utulivu , kila kitu kinafanywa haraka haraka .

2: Decision making : Sehemu ya kucheza mpira rahisi , wanaufanya mgumu . Pasi rahisi , inaongezewa ugumu

3: Casemiro , Amrabat zinachezwa rafu ambazo hazina ulazima kabisa kuwapa faida Palace pale ambapo nawataka kupumua .

NOTE

1: Kwani United wanacheza soka la namna gani ?? ETH anahitaji kujibu hili pia ( ni muda wa kutoka kwenye kichaka cha Glazers , inajulikana tatizo sugu lakini na yeye ana mzigo wake wa lawama .

2: Lile goli la Andersen utasema kafunga Zidane

3: Ila Rashford ?

4: Kafundishwa kwenye academy ya United , katikati ya wiki kapigwa chuma 3 leo kasema hampati kitu . Saves mbili nzuri ( Sam Johnstone )

5: Mechi 7 za EPL na tayari United kafungwa 4



#Ambangile

Hiyo namba 4 pekee imeonesha ujinga wako ni wa kiwango gani. Kushinda mechi ya kuondolewa kabisa kwenye mashindano ni bora kuliko kushinda mechi moja ya ligi. Palace hayupo tena Carabao. Bora angeshinda ile akashindwa hii ya ligi. Pima ujinga wako kabla ya kuongea pumba. Charlz ze son conscious

 

[xYz07]

Records broken so far this season -

- Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag

We are 8 games into the season

Another 3 days, another record broken

Galatasaray hadn't scored an away goal in the CL since 2015, until Erik Ten Hag

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

***, ndio natoka usingizini muda huu tokea saa 1 nilipolala.

Nimekimbilia twitter nakutana na trends ya kutandikwa goli 3 pamoja na trends za hawa;

Onana kafanyaje,
Casemiro tena (zee la pasi mbovu]
Dalot naye vipi

Imekuwaje?
Ngoja nikimbilie youtube

Ondoa kipara, lete brendan rodgers.
Ndivyo isemavyo akili ya utawala

 

[hamis77]

Onana mafuti weki

Walikutukana Sana wale madalali wa sheikh Jasim

Leo wamekimbia jukwaa

 

[2 of Amerikaz most wanted]

 

[2 of Amerikaz most wanted]

 

[hamis77]

Kipa adake vizuri Ajax, adake vizuri Inter Milan, eti aje kuwa mbovu Manchester United, hell no! Timu ni mbovu

 

[Guacamole]

Kwani Onana kipa la dunia kafanyaje? Mbona ana trend sana!😂😂😂

 

[Guacamole]

Ila Onana na Ayubu wa Simba, namchukua Ayubu 😂😂

 

[Mad Max]

Mmekimbia jukwaa lenu mmenda jukwaa la Arsenal kujifariji

Yaani walikuja kutuletea fujo.. Nikasema ngoja nije ona kuna nn huku kwao

 

[Mbaga Jr]

😂😂😂 mpaka mseme

 

[mkorea]

Wenye akili timamu wangewaza hivi

 

[2 of Amerikaz most wanted]

 

[Wild sniper]

Yan hiki kikosi hata sikielew...Kwa nn anamchezesha amrabat bek ya kushoto?kwa nn asicheze na beki 3 then amrabat asogee kati...ila kocha anajua zaidi...ngoja tuone

sasa acheze na beki 3 anaweza hata kupanga huo mfumo?? Hamna kocha hapo.