Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[dancher]

Hiyo ndio uingereza hakuna timu kubwa wala ndogo ukizubaa tu unacho sasa tumeungana na chelsea, na arsenal out

 

[Raimundo]

GGGMU Eeh Mungu tusaidie tusitoke kweny huu mchuano kama majiran zetu...

Kama majirani vile. Poleni.

 

[Raimundo]

Hivi LIKE zimefichwa wapi? Mbona sioni kwangu lakini wengine inaelekea wanazo.

Zipo kwenye app ya sim, ila ukipewa huioni, unakuwa Invisible.

 

[xYz07]

The next flop came in..Tusubiri tuone the confirmation baada ya wiki chache.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

mARTIAL

3-1

Hakuna lolote ni vs Majogoo vipofu. Bado ni next flop huyu. Hata Falcao alifunga goli.

Kwa beki kama ya Liverpool hata Zaha alifanya maovu two weeks ago. Itakuwa huyu mfaransa. Kama nilivyosema hakuna lolote hapa, tulishawaona kina Macheda waliishia wapi? Macheda mlikuwa mnamwita next nani vile DonDonald. Bebe naye mlikuwa mnamwita sijui next Black CR7. Muda si mrefu mtaanza kumtukana LVG kwa kumwaga pesa nyingi kwa dogo kama alivyomwaga kwa Di Maria msimu uliopita.

Huyu dogo Martial mmepata striker wa miaka 2,3 ijayo. Namkubali

Don't judge a book by its cover

 

[RRONDO]

Huyu LVG ni useless....hata kombe la mbuzi na championship side linamshinda??!! Hamna kombe man utd mpaka anaondoka huyu mtu.

 

[xYz07]

No Manchester United player completed
seven dribbles in a PL game last season.
Martial has done so in each of his last 2
appearances.

 

[Bailly5]

GGGMU Eeh Mungu tusaidie tusitoke kweny huu mchuano kama majiran zetu...

hatimaye tumetoka kwa uzembe tu

 

[Bailly5]

Tumetolewaaa aibuu

mambo. ndo mpira huo ila timu inazingua sana

 

[Ed n Edd nEddy]

hatimaye tumetoka kwa uzembe tu

mambo. ndo mpira huo ila timu inazingua sana

Hahahhaaa hakuna uzembe .... Mlipiga penati kwa ustadi wa hali ya juu sana 😎😎😎😎

 

[Ed n Edd nEddy]

GGGMU Eeh Mungu tusaidie tusitoke kweny huu mchuano kama majiran zetu...

Ulichelewa kuomba sana .... Pole sana

 

[cute b]

Ulichelewa kuomba sana .... Pole sana

Mkaanga sumu umesahau wew ni ndugu yangu?
Hongera kwa ushind.... 31 mna kibarua na Mou

 

[Wacha1]

Poleni wakuuu
Khe khe khe khe khe khe khe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No more brown envelopes .... .... .. ​

 

[Ed n Edd nEddy]

Mkaanga sumu umesahau wew ni ndugu yangu?

Nakumbuka wala sitakukwaza sana kidogo tu japo unune

Hongera kwa ushind....

Asante sana I am so excited kama Klopp

31 mna kibarua na Mou

Tume muandikia barua hii


Dear Jose Mourinho

I hear your job hangs on the Liverpool vs Chelsea match this coming week. If it is true then God is for us all.
Remember when our league title hopes hanged on the Chelsea vs Liverpool match in 2013 and you decided to be you and parked the bus?
We needed the game so badly and you had absolutely nothing to lose? You remember?
This time you need the game badly and we have absolutely nothing to lose 😄😄😄.

Yours

Liverpool

What goes around come around Jose.

 

[Wacha1]

Tuache utani hivi kweli Young Diver ni left back .... .. .yhen Centre forward Maruni then mnategemea ushindi?
Phew khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tena bila brown envelopes ... . mtaendelea kukuna vichwa tu​

 

[Wacha1]

Majuto mjukuu khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[cute b]

Nakumbuka wala sitakukwaza sana kidogo tu japo unune



Asante sana I am so excited kama Klopp



Tume muandikia barua hii


Dear Jose Mourinho

I hear your job hangs on the Liverpool vs Chelsea match this coming week. If it is true then God is for us all.
Remember when our league title hopes hanged on the Chelsea vs Liverpool match in 2013 and you decided to be you and parked the bus?
We needed the game so badly and you had absolutely nothing to lose? You remember?
This time you need the game badly and we have absolutely nothing to lose 😄😄😄.

Yours

Liverpool

What goes around come around Jose.

Whats goes up must come down....and vise versa is true
Now is your time.......kill him

 

[xYz07]

Scholes on United: "It?s a team you
wouldn?t want to play against and its
probably a team that you wouldn?t want
to play in either."

 

[Bailly5]

Hahahhaaa hakuna uzembe .... Mlipiga penati kwa ustadi wa hali ya juu sana 😎😎😎😎

hahahahaha sina la kusema

 

[xYz07]

Official: Memphis, James Wilson, Paddy
McNair & Antonio Valencia are injured.

 

[xYz07]

van gaal On boro game -
"I have said that once or twice, bur the
media that are writing.

?When you come to the match and see
how we have played, you see how Boro
played, also in a fantastic way.

?It is of course not so nice for us, but I
think that the fans have enjoyed it.

?But we are out of the cup and you know
that the next day is always like that.

?In the first round, we were knocked out
by MK Dons, now we were nearly in the
quarter-finals. ( hahahahaaaa so next year tutatoka kwnye quarter-final??)

?But I have to rotate because we have so
many games and the players cannot
recover. All the managers agree about
that because they are all doing it.

?When you see the history of Boro, they
beat City 2-0 at City last season, but we
were 0-0 and we could have won.(duh, so city ndio model wake?)

?But we lost and as a manager of
Manchester United, you know you shall
have a hard time.