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[shululu]

Au sijui ndio weekend!

Nafikiri ile timu iliyofungwa

Yani eti watu wamesusa..

 

[shululu]

Au sijui ndio weekend!

Mchango wako umeishautuma kule Bukoba au bado

 

[Sweetiepie]

Nafikiri ile timu iliyofungwa

Sasa mchezo huwa hauhitaji hasira....ni kupotezea tu, vipi Arsenal wana game lolote hivi karibuni?

 

[shululu]

Sasa mchezo huwa hauhitaji hasira....ni kupotezea tu, vipi Arsenal wana game lolote hivi karibuni?

Walicheza Jana, na game ijayo wanacheza na Chelsea

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mchango wako umeishautuma kule Bukoba au bado

Nautuma vipi sasa maana...ile account waliyoiweka kwa Tv sina imani nayo.

 

[shululu]

Sasa mchezo huwa hauhitaji hasira....ni kupotezea tu, vipi Arsenal wana game lolote hivi karibuni?

Ila inauma sana, game tatu mfurulizo unafungwa wewe tu, maumivu muhimu

 

[Sweetiepie]

Walicheza Jana, na game ijayo wanacheza na Chelsea

Nimekumbuka Tanesco wakamaind wakakata umeme huku daaah

 

[shululu]

Nautuma vipi sasa maana...ile account waliyoiweka kwa Tv sina imani nayo.

Mimi wangu nimeutolea kanisani leo hii

 

[Sweetiepie]

Ila inauma sana, game tatu mfurulizo unafungwa wewe tu, maumivu muhimu

Na Rooney nae anawaharibia wenzake....Pogba nae duuh

 

[shululu]

Na Rooney nae anawaharibia wenzake....Pogba nae duuh

Jirani usitaje majina

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mimi wangu nimeutolea kanisani leo hii

Nimesikia na kanisani kwetu wameanza kuchangisha...ntatoa wiki ijayo nikienda.

 

[Sweetiepie]

Jirani usitaje majina

Tatizo sijui niwape majina gani!

 

[Sweetiepie]

Jirani usitaje majina

Hapa wamekata tena umeme ningekuwa naangalia hata movie au Miziki magic....sijui nifanyeje kumepoa jukwaa nalo raia wamekimbia

 

[shululu]

Tatizo sijui niwape majina gani!

Afadhali useme man4ngo

 

[shululu]

Hapa wamekata tena umeme ningekuwa naangalia hata movie au Miziki magic....sijui nifanyeje kumepoa jukwaa nalo raia wamekimbia

Pole, na sijui kwa nini wanakatakata umeme

 

[nsekwa]

Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzanian : F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim?
Tanzanian : No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian : Can you swim?
British: Yes! Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzanian Rocks!

European : Why do you
Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!


Send to all Tanzanians over the globe!

Happy and proud to be a typical Tanzanian..

Ni shida sana!

 

[nsekwa]

Bado mechi moja tuuu ........asante sana MANYUU

Umewala

 

[nsekwa]

Naona Man u anaelekea kuporomoka kama Liverpool, Ajax na AC Milan

 

[shululu]

Naona Man u anaelekea kuporomoka kama Liverpool, Ajax na AC Milan

Nyakati huwa hazidanganyi, ngoja tuone

 

[nsekwa]

Nyakati huwa hazidanganyi, ngoja tuone

Hata Morinho mwenyewe kesha kuwa mikosi tupu, tangu awakimbie Intermilan amekuwa hana mafanikio kama enzi zile, utafikiri alipata laana