Makapuku Forum

[Glenn]

Tatzo tunafanya mambo kisiasa na sifa.. Hawajui wapi siasa wapi siasa isihusike.. Haiwezekan kwenye mambo nyeti, maendeleo n.k ulete usiasa usiasa.. Hakuna kitakachofanikiwa

Siasa imedidimiza taaluma kabisa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kauzu pekee aliyoiweza usa bila kupata madhara

Na walimuwinda sana!

 

[Glenn]

Na walimuwinda sana!

Huyu mtu alikuwa kama mchawi flani

 

[sacajo]

Kwema jamani, habari ya wikend??

Nzuri......za juma pili??

 

[sacajo]

Huyu mzee kweli kabisa alisafiri hivyo jamani kama tulivyosoma..sometimes nahisi kama wazungu wametuchezea mchezo wa pata potea hapo! atagundua vipi bara la Africa kwani halikuwa na watu kipindi hicho au inakuaje...

Wajinga ndio waliwao

 

[shululu]

Sio mi mwanahabari....

Kweli wewe ni afisa habari

 

[sacajo]

Ila muda mwingine mnaonea watu tu?

Wakiwa wanaleta dharau......

 

[Sweetiepie]

Kweli wewe ni afisa habari

Hahaha

 

[Werrason]

Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzanian : F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim?
Tanzanian : No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian : Can you swim?
British: Yes! Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzanian Rocks!

European : Why do you
Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!


Send to all Tanzanians over the globe!

Happy and proud to be a typical Tanzanian..

 

[Bailly5]

Wakiwa wanaleta dharau......

Acha tu

 

[briz]

Nzuri......za juma pili??

Ni poa sana kaka

Kwema kabisa, huko briz

Nipo ankali...ubize ni mwingi pamoja na kwamba ni wikend

Salama tu....karibu shem

Ahsante shem lake nshakaribia

 

[shululu]

Ni poa sana kaka

Nipo ankali...ubize ni mwingi pamoja na kwamba ni wikend

Ahsante shem lake nshakaribia

Poa poa mkuu briz

Tunamalizia kuchek game ya man

 

[sacajo]

POGBA FAKE huyoooo......anazidi kuizamisha MANYUU

 

[shululu]

POGBA FAKE huyoooo......anazidi kuizamisha MANYUU

Manfongo hainaga.........

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Man city kapita ,Feynood kapita ,Watford kapita, zamu yako itafika usiofu Baharia wangu, zamu yako itakuja! Man Fongo bhanaa!

 

[sacajo]

Bado mechi moja tuuu ........asante sana MANYUU

 

[Sweetiepie]

Mathematician: How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!

Tanzanian : F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Tanzanians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can you Swim?
Tanzanian : No
British: Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim. Tanzanian : Can you swim?
British: Yes! Tanzanian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!! Tanzanian Rocks!

European : Why do you
Tanzanians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..? Tanzanian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!


Send to all Tanzanians over the globe!

Happy and proud to be a typical Tanzanian..

Watanzania majibu marefu

 

[sacajo]

Manfongo hainaga.........

Tunakulagaa

 

[Sweetiepie]

Old is ever Gold itawajia hivi.......

 

[Bitoz]