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[Makiwendo]

hahahahaha.aucle kuwa na amani. Mie mjomba na mjomba mama.kwann binti asifurahie neno la mjomba ake

Mjomba ni Mama Swahiba..hana madhara

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Swahiba nimecheka sana....
Na Uzee huu 'Kindege' siyo poa Swahiba..

aisee usiombe uwekewe 'kindege' ni noma swahiba

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Mjomba ni Mama Swahiba..hana madhara

hahahahaha.tatizo aucle anawazia jambo lake tu.

 

[ERoni]

hahahahaha.tatizo aucle anawazia jambo lake tu.

Mkuu,
We acha tu, kuna vitu mungu akikupa utavitunza hata kwa mkono wa chuma...hahaha! We acha tu mzee!!

 

[Shunie]

hahahahahaha.mm bana uzee unanijia vby shangazi

Wengine sisi kupenda ugonjwa.na ukipenda na kawivu kako. Si nitakufa na presha ?

we mzee unakuwaga na wivu woiiii ndio unataka kuanza kwa auntie yangu makiii

 

[Makiwendo]

aisee usiombe uwekewe 'kindege' ni noma swahiba

Sijawahi kupatwa wala kufanya hivyo Swahiba....

 

[Makiwendo]

hahahahaha.tatizo aucle anawazia jambo lake tu.

Uncle atulizane...mwambie

 

[Shunie]

Mkimuona Makiwendo mwambieni uncle (mimi sio mjomba) anampa hi sana. Anaruhusiwa kucheka na kila mtu, ma-uncle hatuna wivu wala. Ila jambo langu anitunzie..

jambo gani hilo we mzee

 

[Makiwendo]

Mkuu,
We acha tu, kuna vitu mungu akikupa utavitunza hata kwa mkono wa chuma...hahaha! We acha tu mzee!!

 

[Shunie]

Kumbe we binti ulishawekwa mtu kati humu...hahaha!!

ebu niache we mzee

 

[Makiwendo]

we mzee unakuwaga na wivu woiiii ndio unataka kuanza kwa auntie yangu makiii

Kasema yeye ni mjomba....
Na Mjomba ni Mama...

 

[Shunie]

Auntie hata wewe unachocha?

Sasa auntie nifanyeje mambo kwa ground ni tofauti

 

[Shunie]

Aki Auntie... Si nicheke
Mlete Mzunguuuuu..

auntie mbona mlete mzungu

 

[Shunie]

Hebu Achana na hizo Heineken unakunywa hapo Auntie....
Tulale...

kesho nikitoka job napitia kb hotel auntie kuna mtu naena kuonana naye sijui nitarudi saa ngapi kijijini kwangu na kesho kutwa naingia asubuhi

 

[Shunie]

swahiba unanicheka.au nimekufurahisha?

Alooooh

 

[Makiwendo]

Sasa auntie nifanyeje mambo kwa ground ni tofauti

Sasa usichoche sana Auntie..

 

[Shunie]

Imagine niache kusalimiana kama hivi na Swahiba hapa.... Si nitaumwa homa

We kuwezaaaa hizi mambo zilinishinda aiseee me mwenyewe nacheka na kila mtu mpaka machizi

 

[Tresor Mandala]

Uncle atulizane...mwambie

hahahahaha.aku hili aje mwenyewe aone

 

[Shunie]

Mimi sio mjomba, wajomba wapo migombani wanapambania kombe huko, mie uncle. Ukishindwa kunitunzia jambo langu tunavunja undugu..haha!

halafu uncle wako na mahela mob wajomba wanakunywa mbege migombani

 

[Makiwendo]

kesho nikitoka jon napitia kb hotel auntie kuna mtu naena kuonana naye sijui nitarudi saa ngapi kijijini kwangu na kesho kutwa naingia asubuhi

Alooooooh!!!
Mambo ya kurudi hayo yatajisumbukia Auntie... nenda kaenjoy kwanza...

Kb ni ipi hiyo Auntie? Ni Kebbys?