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[Mshana Jr]

Kwani kabla hapo alikuwa anaishi vipi?

Chura anajump anajump
Chura huyooo chura huyoo

 

[Bailly5]

Chura kafa mapema sana

 

[Youngblood]

Pamoja sana kaka.

Naona kijana umeanza kupokea salamu za rambirambi.

 

[EMMYGUY]

Nimekaribia mkuu pole kwa kukiacha kile upendacho.
Sisi tunaiman ukikosa kile kizur ukipendacho utapata kizur zaid.

Asante kaka, tupo pamoja.

 

[EMMYGUY]

Mkuu hivi hujanuona mpenzi wangu aggujay sehemu.

Hahahaaa.... Sijamuona bado.

 

[Youngblood]

Hahahaaa.... Sijamuona bado.

Ukimuona mwambie nimemmisis sana

 

[EMMYGUY]

Tutaona....

Usinitishe

Nini tena?

 

[EMMYGUY]

Ukimuona mwambie nimemmisis sana

Poa bro.

 

[EMMYGUY]

Naona kijana umeanza kupokea salamu za rambirambi.

Za ya zile za Papa Wemba hahahaa...

 

[Bailly5]

Nini tena?

Huyo dogo anataka kunitisha mimi

 

[EMMYGUY]

Fanya yako tu kaka

Nshaanza tayari bro.

 

[EMMYGUY]

Huyo dogo anataka kunitisha mimi

Kivipi?
Anataka kutenganisha ndoa yako?

 

[Bailly5]

Kivipi?
Anataka kutenganisha ndoa yako?

Kwangu hawezi.

 

[Desire Dizaya]

Gud night guys!mi nalala

 

[Youngblood]

Gud night guys!mi nalala

Good night mama.
Mwenyezi mungu akulinde

 

[Desire Dizaya]

Anko mshana

 

[Mshana Jr]

Anko mshana

 

[Jimena]

Kwa yoyote anayehusika......

 

[Mshana Jr]

Good night mama.
Mwenyezi mungu akulinde

 

[Bailly5]

Tucheke kidogo......
Bae: baby Do you speak Italian?
Me: of course I do.
Bae: ok talk to me in Italian please!!!
Me: francesco totti ancelotti del piero Maldini di natale.
Bae: awww what does that mean?
Me: you will always be in my heart.
Bae: awwww you too.
Me: balotelli
Bae: what's that?
Me: I love you