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[Obe]

Sikia bibie we sote watu wazima, haina haja ya kuuzunguruka mbuyu na maneno ya kihengo, cz hata nitumie misamiati gani dhumuni ni lile lile..

umeona mjumba wote huu, nmechoka kulala km mlingoti, daily nakuona unapita hapa, leo nmeona nivunje ukimya.. kila ukipita mie hoi, hicho kijungu, kasura kako kazur kalikopambwa na macho lain, pua ya kikabacholi na huto tulipsi twako, navurugwa kabisa bibie..

.....utasema kavaa pampasi
Jamani me napita nimesikia niwasalimie, endeleeni na yenu na mimi napambana na hali yangu

 

[Madame S]

Anajua jinsi uchupa ulivyo hatar lazma aniombe kidume mwenzie.. aisee bora ukeshe unasolve caluculus kuliko kukesha chukuchuku, bila kiburudisho.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] anakuhadaa maana mume wangu anamjua huyo kua makini tu

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

...ha ahahaha, na Jeddah kakaa shetani anasubiri mtongozane

Akah

Madame S

 

[makaveli10]

...ha ahahaha, na Jeddah kakaa shetani anasubiri mtongozane

Kwa kweli hapa naona dalili zote za mjomba ibilis kunizid nguv, na mie nasema acha anizid nguv tu, ziwez nikamshinda mbele ya kimwasu kama huyu..

Kitoko(kikongo voice)

 

[Madame S]

.....utasema mtoto kavaa pampasi
Jamani me napita nimesikia niwasalimie, endeleeni na yenu na mimi napambana na hali yangu

Yapi [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji40] [emoji40] ntalala zangu soon msinivunjie ndoa bure

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Karibu bibie..[emoji6]

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] nikalale

Madame S

 

[makaveli10]

Loh! Naona wapoteza mudawo!! Hata sikuelewi, muone[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

Madame S

Kuelewa unaelewa ndio maana ukajua km mie nataka nin, ingekuwa nmekwambia nakupenda halafu ukanipmaandaz ningejua kweli hujaelewa..[emoji23] [emoji23]

Mkubwa wewe bwana sio mpaka uchezwe ngoma ndio ujielewe km umekuwa, hebu fanya maamuz ya kikubwa nikusifu..

 

[makaveli10]

.....utasema mtoto kavaa pampasi
Jamani me napita nimesikia niwasalimie, endeleeni na yenu na mimi napambana na hali yangu

Teh teh teh.. karbu tena obe, wasalimie home..

 

[Madame S]

Kuelewa unaelewa ndio maana ukajua km mie nataka nin, ingekuwa nmekwambia nakupenda halafu ukanipmaandaz ningejua kweli hujaelewa..[emoji23] [emoji23]

Mkubwa wewe bwana sio mpaka uchezwe ngoma ndio ujielewe km umekuwa, hebu fanya maamuz ya kikubwa nikusifu..

Bailly5 njoo uone huku

Madame S

 

[mzeewakungoa]

Mzeewakungoa umzima lakini

Mjuu wako asubuhi amelalamika kuwa kwa nini jana ulitoa like tu, lakini Salam hukumpa

Ni ujumbe tu nimefikisha kutoka kwa mjukuu wako

Mjukuu au mjukuu mwee?

 

[makaveli10]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] anakuhadaa maana mume wangu anamjua huyo kua makini tu

Madame S

Hawez kuwa na roho ya kike akaenda kuyabandika matangazo yetu posta bibie..

Na ndio maana nkakwambia usogee karbu tuzungumze vzur na c kutupiana maneno km usa na north korea.

 

[makaveli10]

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] nikalale

Madame S

Wee madame hebu ukuje hapa, unaenda wapi sasa..

 

[makaveli10]

Yapi [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji40] [emoji40] ntalala zangu soon msinivunjie ndoa bure

Madame S

Ndoa yako tunaivunja na nin sasa kuna mwenye shoka hapa...

Twende ndan basi tukazungumze bibie

 

[Madame S]

Hawez kuwa na roho ya kike akaenda kuyabandika matangazo yetu posta bibie..

Na ndio maana nkakwambia usogee karbu tuzungumze vzur na c kutupiana maneno km usa na north korea.

Una nn lakini [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nalala mie usiku mwema muda wa Bailly5 sasa

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Wee madame hebu ukuje hapa, unaenda wapi sasa..

Kulala mimi nilishaaga nikikutwa huku itakua kesi bure na sipemdi kumkera yule kiumbe

Madame S

 

[makaveli10]

[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] nikalale

Madame S

Kama kitanda hata kwangu kipo, au unaona mie nalalia pumba..

 

[Madame S]

Ndoa yako tunaivunja na nin sasa kuna mwenye shoka hapa...

Twende ndan basi tukazungumze bibie

[emoji17] [emoji17] sitaki

Madame S

 

[makaveli10]

Bailly5 njoo uone huku

Madame S

Duh.. kumbe mke wa mwanangu bailly5 haya poa bibie, nenda kwa aman na bwana akutangulie..

 

[Madame S]

Kama kitanda hata kwangu kipo, au unaona mie nalalia pumba..

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji115] [emoji115] [emoji115] wewe umenishinda na maneno hahahhahahah

Madame S

 

[Madame S]

Duh.. kumbe mke wa mwanangu bailly5 haya poa bibie, nenda kwa aman na bwana akutangulie..

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] umetahayari!! Nalala ndio nawe ulale tam tam!

Madame S